Going to bed: "Now of course for Scotland's chances of qualifying all that needs to happen in tonight's games is for Alan Shearer to remain bald"
Waking up:
A special thanks to Mr Marinakis #nffc for giving all of us #cpfc fans yet another glorious night to remember forever. You tried to deny us but it just delayed us a year and gave us incredible memories that will last a lifetime. Hope 16th place was worth it #cpfc
I FUCKING LOVE MY FOOTBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a Viking yelled “AHHHHHH” while an Irishman ran him over in a chariot, the Irishman would think “yes quite” because, astonishingly, “á” was the Old Irish word for chariot