Luke

CPFC. BUCS.

[CPFC HQ @CPFCHQ]

If Wharton played for a better team, he'd have the most assists in the Premier League and would be the first name on England's team sheet.

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

@palace_00 @localpalplastic Closest you can get to the away end

[• James • C • @chorlton_james]

Fuck off

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Marc Guehi this season:

- Rejected Liverpool in the summer 😂
- Beat Liverpool in the Community Shield
- Beat Liverpool 2-1 with Crystal Palace
- Knocked Liverpool out the EFL Cup with Crystal Palace
- Rejected Liverpool again in January 😂
- Beat Liverpool 2-1 with Man City

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Guehi has actually been the best centre back in the world this season, man.

Absolutely elite.

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

Snicko is the worst thing I’ve ever seen #ashes

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

@Mark_CPFC There was no spike cos the frame rates they’ve got are so shit

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

@Mark_CPFC They would never have given that if it was Australia, they’ve picked when to give out or not with sniko the whole series

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

@MarcWilliams22 How can they give that out 😂

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

@LukaCPFC_ @ThePalaceWay Drakes Thomas was playing against nobodies he wouldn’t do anything and Pino hasn’t even been bad today. Johnson was the issue

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Since 1861. Crystal Palace.

[Geo 🦅 @CPFC_GEO]

#JusticeForEsse

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst:

- The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired

- The Queen of England died

- COVID hit

- 2 national lockdowns

- Russia invaded Ukraine

- Abramovic sold Chelsea

- John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace

- Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Palace won the FA cup and community shield

- Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or

- Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again

- Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One

- Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times

- Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times

- The AI boom

- Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice

- Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors

- Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times

- Watford have had 14 managers

- Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again

- Southampton lost 9-0 twice

- Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga

- Elon Musk bought Twitter

- OceanGate submarine imploded

- Apple have released 8 new iPhones

- Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Message from ex

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

@TomDutty Clearly not

[Luke @Luke135CPFC]

@geordiejosh @CamNufc20 Shut up you retard