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jaja

[harry @Harrywhat]

don't ask if it was the main bracket tho because I went 1-2 in that bitch

[harry @Harrywhat]

old man still got it. won my smash bros bracket using only little Mac 😈😈#elitegamer #underdog

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[⋆˙⟡ jade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jadedpeek]

she'll suck me from soft if she wants an elden ring on her finger. sekiro

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

slow drivers when u try to pass them

[nono @notnoe_]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[𑣲ari @ariii89071]

kid in my class asked “do you speak mexican”

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

mii

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

this meal prep shit too easy

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

My flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me. It's never worked but that's my technique

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

If Burger (🍔) sucked at Videogames (😢🎮): Yo bro they're GRILLING me. I'm in a Pickle... I'm actually Buns... 😢😢😢😢

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

i just put biden in my game and this mfer instantly started sleepin

[InUrDreams (Effie CEO) @InnerDeems]

“But the meta tierlist says”

“Wait a minute, I’m plat!”

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me