Harshjot.virk

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[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Hello!
Back after a long time.

Is anybody online? I think I lost all the old connections. Already embarrassed coz nobody is going to respond lol.
I’ll take my chances. Lol

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Who the hell names these viruses?

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Y'all admit it or not but

Dil toots because if our own kartoots.

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Someone: How punjabi are you?
Me: If i hang up your call while coming to your place,you better not ask my ETA then.

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Someone: How punjabi are you?
Me: I hang up the call to let the other person know that i am not too far from the place.

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Couldn't agree more.

[Arsh @Ayeegill]

Believe me or not, nazar 🧿 is a real thing okay!

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Punjabi language is so beautiful that some english sentences become literally compliments when translated into punjabi. Like
English: Put it here
Punjabi: Ethe rakh

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

So what kind of person are you?
You add Dahi to Sabji or Sabji to Dahi, when you're done with rotiyan.

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Arrange Marriage is scary, what if her playlist includes Jass Manak?

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

What do you think deserves million retweets and why is that NO FARMERS NO FOOD ?

#KisaanEktaZindabaad

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

I may look mature but you have never seen the khlara i make while eating at Subway.

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

I may look mature but i always create mess while eating tacos.

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

It's ironic how we international students expect the pay-checks from employers who write "payed".

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

You ever found out i ran out of money.
You better call me bankrupt instead of broke.

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

I miss indian tea.

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

Where the fuck did 'He/she would die but won't talk shit about me' trust go?

[Harshjot.virk @HarshjotV]

It's so funny yet so soothing that we first make a mistake then get used to it.