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@ClaraElenaDice Cupid’s Arrow pierce
Through lovers still beating heart
Life insurance claim paid

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@AssusReamus I don’t know, but it’s a crappy way to go

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@time_simpler

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@Dr_R_Strange

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@woofknight Mushroom 🍄 😋

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@sophpen

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@HMcdoolittle @BergtunRune So fifty bucks?

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@InternetH0F My 20s I jiggled in all the right places. Now my jiggles are creaking bones

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@CryptKeeperIM You can only name it once, if you say it three times bad things happen

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@Latina_Schatje Skittles we weren’t allowed to swear on the sales floor so I adopted the word Skittles as an all purpose cuss word. It caught on and others began using it also. I’m no longer in retail but it has stuck with me.

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@Malcolm_fleX48 This looks fun I wonder if it feels like flying? Must be very freeing.

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@umiya_awan @gunsnrosesgirl3 Do you break fry and eat the same two? If so you have four eggs unbroken un-fried and un-eaten and two on a fast track through your colon if they weren’t cooked correctly. #Foodpoisoningisabitch

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@2ndaryProtocol Ice cold and bitter

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@itsDaibhi Etu Brute?

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@RGRyan777 Is this what windmill cancer looks like? 🤔

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@brclothwrites One Billion

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@okaypoet Oh my God Carol take a cold shower