Hartley

S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

🚨🚨ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT !!!🚨🚨 Followers, it is with great pride that I announce my first ever line of NFTs! What’s an Nft? I will explain stupid. It is a non funjibul token, which means you legally can’t screenshot them. DO NOT SCREENSHOT. DONT. They are my creative property…

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

now who the fuck is elon musk

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

hey

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

Can you just hurry up and go to hell

[auntie em @emma_username69]

Yall think penis and penitence come from the same latin root? Bc i do

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

Update

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

Started a gang. Like or comment to join

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

@janooskey Please tread carefully OFF MY ASS thanks

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

Hey really quick is embezzlement illegal or just like frowned upon

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

Always watching

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

@AidenKantner Nice try. She only likes kibble ever since I poisoned her wet food and convinced her she was allergic. quit embarrassing yourself

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

I’ve noticed fucking none of you have purchased a Hartlie NFT to use as your profile pictures. Clinically, what is wrong with you

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

Listen brother my dick got snipped off quite some time ago so maybe stop trying to ride it

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

@AidenKantner I’m horrified to even ask, but…are you saying you’ve already eaten the first half? It’s literally cat food bro wtf

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

@emma_username69 STUPID

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

🚨🚨ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT !!!🚨🚨 Followers, it is with great pride that I announce my first ever line of NFTs! What’s an Nft? I will explain stupid. It is a non funjibul token, which means you legally can’t screenshot them. DO NOT SCREENSHOT. DONT. They are my creative property…

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

@emma_username69 I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU NOT TO DO THIS

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

ARE YOU FREKING KIDDING ME BRO

[auntie em @emma_username69]

@Hartley85601946

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

You CAN purchase these Hartlie tokens, or as I call them, HOKENS, for a hefty sum on the Meta verse (hartverse). Or maybe it’s the block chain idrk. thank you for reading my highly anticipated announcement and pls proceed to buy this artwork for profile pics and such with abandon

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

🚨🚨ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT !!!🚨🚨 Followers, it is with great pride that I announce my first ever line of NFTs! What’s an Nft? I will explain stupid. It is a non funjibul token, which means you legally can’t screenshot them. DO NOT SCREENSHOT. DONT. They are my creative property…

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

The day has finally arrived! My big announcement is dropping in just ten minutes so get ready ! P.s. I cannot tell time so take this post with a grain of salt

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

Just ONE (7) more day until my announcement is announced by my announcing! The countdown went by so quick! Couldn’t be more excited!!

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

@emma_username69 @elonmusk any time now

[Hartley @Hartley85601946]

Haters grasping at straws as usual. I literally figured it out between then and and now it’s called growth it’s not that hard to comprehend. you insipid toddler

[auntie em @emma_username69]

@Hartley85601946 “Couldnt figure out how to change it” huh get your story straight you clown