Martin Hartnett

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

Minnesota u didn't just win the rose bowl..settle down.

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

Gonna freak if this kid next to me keeps coughin

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

In carlsbad new mexico it is illegal to shoot off a gun after ur partner has a sexual orgasm

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

Drive from webster to ankeny couldn't take any longer

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

I mean I say its about time to end this clear lake streak

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@Patten28 haha what a joke of a class after nig left

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@NicholslohciNx2 just gettin my general then gonna pry go to I State

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

Finally I think were gonna get a good storm

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@NicholslohciNx2 good deal he got in a little bit of trouble so he had to just go to iowa central in webster

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@NicholslohciNx2 where u go? And I room with two kids from kenya and some other kid from iowa In an apartment who u room with?

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@NicholslohciNx2 yea man I am too.. but no I go to DMACC in Ankeny like 20 min away from iowa state

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@tmbryan1 nope

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@NicholslohciNx2 yea no shit not much tho.. I'm just startin to kinda get the hang of twitter. What have u been up to?

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@tmbryan1 you've gotta damn ride! Settle..

[Martin Hartnett @Hartnett33]

@Patten28 this weekend shits gettin real..

[Horny Girl Problems @hornygrlproblem]

Nothing is stopping me from getting it in tonight..even my period. #hornygrlproblems

[Horny Girl Problems @hornygrlproblem]

Not gonna lie, I would bang the shit out of every guy on American Idol. #gopaul #Hornygrlproblems

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Thanks to Rebecca Black, I can happily say I'm getting down on Friday.. In more ways than one. #TGIF #hornygrlproblems

[Horny Girl Problems @hornygrlproblem]

I thrive on the first penetration. Yep, I said it. #hornygrlproblems

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Is it me or does anyone else ever wonder how Khloe Kardashian fits that Odom sausage in her pinhole? #hornygrlthoughts #hornygrlproblems