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You can have the #NastyMuppet. He doesn't turn me on.

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@linorulli

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@linorulli Will we have a live show today?

Or is it another "Best of Tyler speaking, laughing, mumbling, stuttering, proclaiming heresy or providing non-facts 62 of the 120 minutes allotted for the @catholicguyshow" replay?

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@tylers_mic @catholicguyshow @FakeTylerV @linorulli And this is different from a regular day on the @catholicguyshow how?

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#ImpeachTyler2019
I'm on board to impeach the mistake-prone, history-ignorant, truth- and work-avoding muppet of the @catholicguyshow.

Who is with me?

@FakeTylerV @linorulli

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Tequila!

@catholicguyshow

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@catholicguyshow Thompson Twins. Bell Biv Devoe. Stray Cats. Blink 182. Concrete Blonde.

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@tylers_mic @catholicguyshow Not my fault your user is dumb as soup.

https://t.co/H1TakEFs9t

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@FakeTylerV @linorulli Not since Chuckie have I been this... scared.

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The most interesting man in the world...

@catholicguyshow @jenfulwiler

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@RatInfestedNYC @catholicguyshow Tyler likes to hear himself often and often. 10 in 20 -- well produced.

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@linorulli During 20 questions, you're not going slower.

Blame the #NastyMuppet a) because he has a hard time reading, and b) because he talks alot.

@catholicguyshow

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@HappyOtters @linorulli @catholicguyshow @LinosCouch @LT_TheBiblegeek This is creepy.

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@linorulli Most Catholics have crosses to bear.

You got a #NastyMuppet who shows up to work but doesn't actually work on the @catholicguyshow.

Once again, God is mocking you.

(P.S. I didn't think your tweet yesterday was sad at all. I thought it was positive and hopeful.)

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Tyler: "I do work every day."
@linorulli: "You come to work every day."

BIG difference.

@catholicguyshow

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@linorulli

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@linorulli #LinoIsTheGooch #Gooched #StillTheGoochDotCom

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@linorulli Bulgogi. #nastyListener

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Lino says he's dusting today.

I think he's cleaning Tyler's Audi.

@catholicguyshow

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I am thankful that I have a good and forgiving boss, even though his co-worker likes turning me off alot.

#TylerMessedUp