Harvey Nowak-Green

Lighting Designer | Lighting Director | Theatre expat working in TV. Dormant account due to the demise of a platform that used to be really fun (twitter)

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Merry Christmas from ███████��██████ and First Lady Melania Trump 🇺🇸

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Fat, fluffy pancakes soaked in maple syrup?

No thank you! I’m British. I will have thin pancakes, please. Preferably ripped and crumpled after being thrown about a bit, possibly by a child. And I will have some horrible sour lemon on those, please… artificial lemon, ideally, from a plastic bottle shaped like a real lemon. I want to enjoy these pancakes, but not enough to want them again for a whole year.

Much appreciated.

[Josh Barrie @joshbythesea]

what a fantastic review of BrewDog’s enormous new ‘pub’ in Waterloo https://t.co/ytOUnaruU0

[Ashley Booth @MrBoothY6]

I’m eating in a Michelin restaurant in Paris. 18 people in here and I’m the only one that has taken the wine flight. The sommelier, clearly fed up, has taken to introducing each drink and then leaving the bottle on the table saying ‘have as much as you want’. What a world.

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

2024 off to a flying start already thanks to this little wall

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

There's nothing quite like working right in the heart of London

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

An incredible thread

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2023 ✨

[Scott Matthewman @scottm]

Just a reminder that if you parrot the line “let women speak” over and over again, then get angry when Sandi Toksvig says something you don’t agree with, it shows that it’s not women’s voices you want to hear, just transphobes’.

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

Those wheelie bins clinging on for dear life

[Martin Booth @beardedjourno]

This is the same house. Don’t you just love Bristol’s topography?

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

Why does this not surprise me in the slightest

[Carl Woodward @mrcarl_woodward]

top price tickets for Cabaret on Broadway = $789🥴

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

Easy.

[Daniel Matthews @DanielDm27]

As I, Daniel Khalife, was working in the kitchen. I tripped while carrying some towels, and found myself below the delivery truck. The towels had gotten caught, I was also attached to them. I was too shocked to shout for help. And accidentally let the food truck to drive away.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

There’s evil and there’s this.

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

Why is it 20 degrees out and still 26 degrees in my front room…

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Have they no shame?

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

Can’t find an escaped terrorist but once again I’ve been caught on camera and fined £80 for stopping in a yellow box

[Harvey Nowak-Green @HarveyGreenLD]

“For the home secretary to use the police as a weapon in her culture war while criticising them for being political is a new low – even by her standards.”

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

Suella Braverman orders review to stop police ‘fraternising’ with LGBTQ+ people at Pride https://t.co/qTb8kL90Os