Shae Harvey 🤘🏽

This wouldn't have happened if I had a penis - Leslie Knope Go fast, don’t die!

[Shae Harvey 🤘🏽 @HarveyShae20]

In a lesbian relationship whoever the waitress hands the check to is the top

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Right-wingers spending all Pride Month telling everybody how much they don’t care about Pride Month

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

If someone had told me that 2026 would see Iran posting AI videos of Jesus beating up Trump, I'd have assumed they were on drugs

[Shae Harvey 🤘🏽 @HarveyShae20]

I literally do not care if a tornado is actively carrying my house to the land of oz I NEVER want the emergency alert system to vibrate and have sirens going off on my phone ever again

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is the funniest thing he could’ve possibly have said

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

There are two types of Trump supporters:

1-billionaires
2-idiots

Check your bank account and see which one you are.

[Shae Harvey 🤘🏽 @HarveyShae20]

Currently reading this book and some of the similarities are horrific

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀™🇺🇸 @FrancisWegner]

Here’s a rude awakening for all the “unwoke”.

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

Live ya best life auntie.... you warned these stupid motherafuckers.

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

Yup.

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Oof

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

🎯

[Dr Zeddus @DrZeddus]

I genuinely can’t afford to fuck around anymore I see you cowboy Patrick

[Shae Harvey 🤘🏽 @HarveyShae20]

“I have goosebumps… my nipples are kind of hard too though so maybe I’m just cold— @kharvey2020

[Shae Harvey 🤘🏽 @HarveyShae20]

I would not wish tooth pain on my worst enemy

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

y'all why was I in an Uber with my mother and the driver took the wrong turn. my mother said "damn, this gun is heavy as hell in my bag. I should've left it in the house."

[Shae Harvey 🤘🏽 @HarveyShae20]

Every single day my kid does something that makes me almost cry laughing and it’s my favorite part of the day

[B🏈0️⃣ Harry Phx @ShowgirlBelle87]

HELP 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Shae Harvey 🤘🏽 @HarveyShae20]

@standatlantic adding a headlining show in Chicago and dropping tickets tomorrow all while I’m broke??? This seems like a cruel joke

[Shae Harvey 🤘🏽 @HarveyShae20]

@ghostamanita @standatlantic

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Who made this? 😂

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

i think it could work