kira 👑

argumentative antithetical dream girl

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

I am 5’0 tall and not a centimeter more, I was not built to be the bigger person so for your own sake please watch how you speak to me.

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

I could never do any type of illegal substance just to try it because if I found out by chance that it would get rid of a migraine I would be hooked for life

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

it’s almost 9pm and Jensen is just now finally going to bed because we let him stay up to watch the season finale of drag race… idk I think I’m kinda nailing this parenting thing.

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

just watched WALL·E and now my faith in the world is even more fucked because I know not a single one of you lazy mfers would’ve helped WALL·E 😡

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

almost every night after we do the IVF injections, Shae goes and takes a bath, knowing that I cannot join because baths (at the temperature I require) are not encouraged during IVF treatment and it’s a fucking hate crime and I hate it.

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

@Catstheorypip @mascarrra @esjesjesj @Jayseki no I’m just not gonna engage with weirdos who don’t know how to effectively communicate. muting this, cry to your mom.

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

@mascarrra @esjesjesj @Jayseki Abolition of prisons doesn’t mean the rid of any “punishment” for crimes, the same way “defunding the police” doesn’t mean that re: catching criminals. It’s a dismantling of current systems to build better, researched-backed methods that actually keep the public safe.

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

@i_heartmisandry @oldhhabits bonus - the acoustic from the OG album 🔥

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

my wife told me I have hairy toes so anyways who’s your favorite mortuary and how long after the murd- I mean death, am I supposed to have the funeral?

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

@HarveyShae20 me, because my Apple Watch said I actually slept all night instead of waking up 1500 times

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

Shae - wow the dog is snoring directly in my ear ha ha
ten minutes later and it’s the Olympic finals of synchronized snoring… 10/10 but I am going to the couch gnight

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

just had the worst maladaptive daydream where tr*mp forced Lin Manuel Miranda to create a musical about him (a la Hamilton) so that the “libs” would like him

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

@AllisonRFloyd unrelated but if I saw him in the wild I would 100% assume he was a butch lesbian

[popvinylsigned @popvinylsigned]

Thank you SO much for 22K 🥹 to celebrate, like, retweet and follow us for a chance to win one of two copies of The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess Blood Records OG pressing (hand numbered out of 12,000) + one of two 7 in Chappell records! Good Luck, Babe!

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

i hate when my watch tells me to stand up right before i was gonna stand up because like… now i don’t want to. i’d rather piss my pants than obey an order from a watch.

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

we thought Jensen was asking to listen to Kid Rock for like a week… he was asking for jingle bell rock. 🙃😂

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

@jlm_sophie Bring the boppy/lounger in the bathroom and set her on it while you pee ❤️ showering is harder at first but for that I used a bjorn bouncer that had a bar with some baby toys that he was fine in for 10 minutes. I used to pull back the fabric curtain so I could still see him.

[kira 👑 @kharvey2020]

I have a love/hate relationship with The Hauntening episode of Bob’s Burgers because it’s so wholesome that they all came together for this elaborate plan for Louise but… I feel like I shouldn’t be so awestruck that families do that for each other.