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I started tweetin..
Ain't never gonna stop..
Gotta keep on tweetin..
Someday gonna make it to the top..

[Geoffrey Gould @realbadger]

#FF @GingerHashtagrs @SinCityChiGirl @JollyHashtags @hashtaggonebad @AFrikkinHashtag @UKHashtagGame @YouLittlePunk @HashtagWivez @TheMandatron @JGilliam_SEAL @jimpathiggins @mesealake @ChrisGatesFace @Schmovie @FailsLife @CRISCOKIDD @HashTag_Hero @BTVRtv

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House of the Rising Sumac
#SpiceUpATune

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Fireworks
#WeirdWaysToBreakTheIce

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Asking for her mom's phone number..
#WeirdWaysToBreakTheIce

[Geoffrey Gould @realbadger]

#FF @GingerHashtagrs @SinCityChiGirl @JollyHashtags @hashtaggonebad @AFrikkinHashtag @UKHashtagGame @YouLittlePunk @HashtagWivez @TheMandatron @JGilliam_SEAL @jimpathiggins @mesealake @ChrisGatesFace @Schmovie @FailsLife @CRISCOKIDD @HashTag_Hero @BTVRtv

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I told Pauly I wouldn't pay his "protection fee" anymore.. Then he told me I #WouldntWantToBeHandcuffed and thrown over the side of a boat while wearing cement shoes.. So I gave him the money plus a 10% tip..

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#AllWeNeedIsLoveAnd a house, and utilities, and cars, and food, and clothes, and cellphones... Damn, we are all turning into needy little bitches..

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Mind Your Manners
#BringBackAFad

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Cam 2 Cam?
#UnlikelyCandyHearts

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She wouldn't agree to a hypothetical scenario involving my celebrity crush..
#MyReasonsToEndARelationship

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I really want to meet this girl from the Craigslist add.. So I have to break up with you now.. #MyReasonsToEndARelationship

[Geoffrey Gould @realbadger]

#FF @GingerHashtagrs @SinCityChiGirl @JollyHashtags @hashtaggonebad @AFrikkinHashtag @UKHashtagGame @YouLittlePunk @HashtagWivez @TheMandatron @JGilliam_SEAL @jimpathiggins @mesealake @ChrisGatesFace @Schmovie @FailsLife @CRISCOKIDD @HashTag_Hero @BTVRtv

[Diane 🧡🐊💙 @kitawny24]

Walking around with your pants on the ground #MadeMeLoseMyMind

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#ImSoGangstaI sued Nintendo for selling counterfeit copies of my life..

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#ImSoGangstaI got helicopters following me to the bathroom..

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Mike Drop
#RuinAnythingWithOnomatopoeia

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Tom Braidy
#RuinAnythingWithOnomatopoeia

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Window Seal
#RuinAnythingWithOnomatopoeia

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Kung Foo Panda..
#RuinAnythingWithOnomatopoeia

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Wayne's Whirled
#RuinAnythingWithOnomatopoeia