Dallas Martin

Voted most sarcastic in high school class circa 2010

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@Bengals turns out that @Skyline_Chili makes for some pretty good orange game-day face paint!

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@Jeep my 2 year old daughter has recently become obsessed with your Jeeps. Yesterday I took her to a dealership and let her walk around. She was in awe of the rows and rows of “more jeeps”

In another video she tried to count them but counting higher than 10 is hard

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

First encounter complete! If you are interested in donating to the @AlveusSanctuary in honor of our charity stream you can do so at the following link

https://t.co/UdQd6Tu44g

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

We are currently living streaming the Destiny 2 Day 1 Raid Salvation's Edge for our Annual Charity Stream. Come watch us flail around for hours trying to figure out how to do the dumb puzzles.

Our charity this year is @AlveusSanctuary if you are so inclined to donate

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@CohostSherms It’s always a version of myself, but a version of myself that will eventually grow up to be the leader of Team “insert evil name here” when he becomes an adult and thus dresses appropriately

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

Corey can’t (won’t) read this so act like it’s big news

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@Diablo @NVIDIAGeForce My first ever Diablo character!

#DiabloRTX #DiabloSweepstakes

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@SerebiiNet Do you have a list on Serebii of all the forms/gender variants that are in Home?

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@starwars @DisneyPlus Hey Disney! Any particular reason why the official sequential viewing order has been taken down? Big fan of this order myself

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@AnneMunition Got the boys together for a raid team and wore all Gold

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

https://t.co/UAgCfIATx6

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@TheBlurStudio Here’s an original short story I wrote many years ago on Reddit. I’ve always thought it would make a perfect LD&R adaption. DM me if you’d be interested in licensing it (for free.) I can provide proof of account ownership.

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@ballydolphin So Bob who is gonna train your horses

“Uhh…. *sees Tim Hortons cup* TIM!”

“Tim, uhh.. *looks in closet and sees his board games* Yahtzee… I mean Yakteen?”

“Yeah. Tim Yakteen. Definitely not me”

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@CohostSherms Wordle 229 X/6

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I am pain

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@JimIrsay Photo circa 2002 (Jon Kitna QB, 2-14 record) I have always been proud to wear my stripes. My dad would say he could always tell when it was my turn to compete at Perfect North Slopes because nobody else would wear Bengals gear. I love this team through thick and thin. Who Dey!

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

Got ridiculously bored so I cataloged all of @greggrosenthal's 2021/22 QB Rankings and put them in graph form. Check it out. How did your team's QB Room fare? #nfl #JoeBurrow #data https://t.co/WuvvZ1sLfz

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@ballydolphin My dad works for Nintendo, so I can definitely ban you for life. Watch out

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@CohostSherms What did you think? I thought it was entertaining but character motivations were ALL over the place and rapidly changing without explanation

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

I’m famous!! https://t.co/68twPnHN1n

[Dallas Martin @HashtagDallas]

@ByNateDavis you recently issued Power Rankings for NFL jerseys. In light of today’s jersey news… Please help use your powers for good and encourage the Bengals to make this their color rush helmet in 2022