#JesOneS

Hater of hashtags. Lover of miniature donkeys, Hanson (yes, the band), and NASCAR. My friends think I'm hilarious. And this isn't really me.

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We just gave me chills. #thethingsisay #JesOneS #theyreelectrifying

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I’m a pastor. (Cue my uncontrollable laughter at the reality of that.) #thethingsisay #JesOneS #newlyordained #babypastor #rookierrev

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Does it scare anyone that I’m going to teach people? #thethingsisay #professorJes #JesOneS

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I like the smell of skunk. It's true. #thethingsisay #skunkyfunky

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Jammin' to TLC's Crazy Sexy Cool album. We should have silk pajamas. #JesOnes #TLC #waterfalls #creep

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(2 of 2) ...if the #apocalypse happens...how are we going to find each other?! #thethingsisay #JesOneS

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(1 of 2) You guys, something serious we haven't talked about is that with everything going on... #thethingsisay #JesOneS

[Tashina Good @SisterTashina]

Tsunami & sneaker waves. If that isn't enough to give anyone anxiety @HashtagJesOneS #JesOneS

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Whenever I say something wrong here (in the Pac-NW) I just blame it on my Minnesota accent. #thethingsisay #JesOneS #donchaknow

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Now I can't decide if I should send the funny one or the ridiculous one... #JesOneS #adventcalendar #decisionsdecisions

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Uhhhhhh.

This tweet is from 2 years ago... (via @RaysFanGio)

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

When Donald Trump says he has a "winning temperament." #debatenight

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I'm so confused. He is just talking and talking saying nothing omg help it's like having a convo at a party you want to run from!

[#JesOneS @HashtagJesOneS]

I Snap myself. All the time. #JesOneS #thethingsisay #thethingsido

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I made a friend. #JesOneS #thethingsisay #movedtoOregon

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I just choked on a burp. #JesOneS #truestory #imokay #livedtotell #survivor

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My loom came from Australia. It's much smaller than I imagined. #disappointed #JesOneS #stillgonnabeaweaver #butoftinydetailedweavings

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I am a whisperer to all creatures. #JesOneS #thethingsisay

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Do you know what I ordered just now? A weaving loom. From Australia. #JesOneS #thethingsisayanddo #imgonnabeaweaver #excited #yarnismything

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That time when I casually ripped off a fake drawer face from a vanity in my patient friend's home... #JesOneS #oops