Captain Obvious

I say things that you think you know. And do know. But I still feel the need to let you know.

[Captain Obvious @HashtagObvious]

Home of democracy.

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Titty Connect jerseys.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

This is what peak athleticism looks like.

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Bailey Zappe is gonna sign with the 49ers and win the NFC Championship Game for them.

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Almost McAfee Money

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Spurs coach Gregg Popovich’s new five-year deal is worth more than $80 million, sources tell ESPN. His deal resets the coaching market after Monty Williams’ recent six-year, $78.5 million deal with Detroit.

[Captain Obvious @HashtagObvious]

Obviously.

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

The @Lakers really miss Anthony Davis and Dennis Schröder because they affect the game on both ends of the court.

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The Padres are committed to Tatis Jr.

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The Bucs signing of Tom Brady has paid dividends.

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The Seahawks appear to be in deep trouble.

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Alabama has a lot of talented players.

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Arnold Rothstein hit his 9 rushing touchdown prop bet in 1922 Racine vs. Louisville.

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The Falcons have problems closing games.

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Dodgers have this one in hand.

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This is the first-ever NBA Playoff Game played in a bubble.

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The Curry family is better looking than yours.

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Sneak peek of Mary Hart fan cut out in her seat at Dodger Stadium

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If Trump wanted to know how to hit a solo HR to make himself look better while his team was getting killed late in the game, he called the perfect guy.

[CeFaan Kim @CeFaanKim]

Multiple sources tell @ABC Pres. Trump turned to former Yankee Alex Rodriguez for advice this week. A source close to Rodriguez described the call as “pleasant” adding that Trump was seeking thoughts from ARod about the coronavirus response.

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#LFU

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

“He’s coming back, he’s coming back.”

–Julian Edelman messing with Tom Brady 😂

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The Texans need to do a better job covering Kelce.

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Goff holds on to the ball too long.

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To beat @TomBrady you can’t give him 12 minutes of possession in the first quarter.