Champagne Mami

I’m a Mom. Car biz bitch by day, bartender by night & a former fat girl. I’m into chicken fingers, black clothing & vodka sodas.

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

AT&T has a nationwide cellular outage; their customers can’t even call 911 in case of emergency, yet they somehow had the capability to send me a text just now to remind me that my payment is due tomorrow. 🤔

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

Hi @SpiritAirlines I’m on flight 3954 from Orlando to Boston. We haven’t even taken off yet and it has been the worst experience of my life. 2 and a half hours late taking off and no explanation. I am disgusted.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Heard someone refer to ‘sexual tension’ as ‘bangxiety’ and I am so here for it.

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

.@Uber I have a son I have to pick up on the way home as well. Sometimes he will wait hours for me to pick him up because of constant cancelled rides. I tip at least 50% every time and have been using uber forever

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

Hey @Uber I’m a human who can’t drive due to a unique eye condition which prohibits me from driving. 75% of your drivers cancel my ride when they realize how close the ride is. I live too far from work to walk but too close for your greedy drivers to want to drive me home.

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

I’m not ooookkkkayyy, I’m not okkkkkayyyyyy

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

RIP Barking Dog 🥲

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

Mean Girls is a work of art.

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

Omg

[Brand New Archive @BrandNewArchive]

Brand New released Deja Entendu 20 years ago today. #Deja20

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

@TheRealPatWard

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

@shaylanicole__ One million percent

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

@sampalpal At the North Shore Mall? Hell yeah.

[blink-182 @blink182]

Happy Birthday "Enema Of The State" 🎂

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

“i can make time” is a love language

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

Do I need to date Michael Rapaport?

[The World According to Eddy @oneandonlyEddyb]

How I feel every Wednesday night watching #pumprules

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

No one:
No one at all:
Not one single person:
Tom Sandoval: "dipped out"

#PumpRules

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

A 21 year old just taught me what Rolling Loud Fest is, I in turn taught him what Warped Tour was.

[Champagne Mami @Hashtag_ErinG]

Watching Jersey Shore as an adult… wowwww Ron is so toxic.