Turning coffee into Haskeλλ

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@Rainmaker1973 @missfacto Which means that your brain can run Doom :-)

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@Violingi @JulianGrendel @Kachelmann Kann man im AppStore ein neues downloaden? 😄

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@Kachelmann Auch Arme haben Beine.
Aber Beine keine Arme.
Arme Beine.

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@pierrefitter @fazzloop @Tarhelion @ESYudkowsky @AlanGarcia1093 I know that pigs can be pets and even want one as such. It's just so uncommon that pigs don't fall under the category of "pet" when we're talking about pets in general.

Although the difference in how we treat pet-pigs and non-pet-pigs is quite ... interesting. Disturbing tbh.

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@ChShersh 3 typos, the true meaning is: Zero Camels.

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@SciManDan @skdh It's a potato.

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@Quasilocal @skdh That certainly depends on your definition of "existence".

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@Pickenheim @ESYudkowsky Kind of, but careful about intuitions: this is in hyperbolic geometry.

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@ID_AA_Carmack And if yes, can it run Doom? 😄

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@skdh Isn't the crux really that on one hand, "everything in the universe" is quantum – but the measuring apparatus somehow isn't? Can this problem not (probably?) be solved if we also describe the measuring device in quantum terms?

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@FlonSolutions @skdh I almost agree. Just one improvement: The Higgs should have Durian taste.

Nothing fits the "God damn particle" better.

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@RobMin74 @cosmicfibretion Don't forget that these zones are under lots of attention. One should expect to see more of a phenomenon there if it's evenly distributed across space and time.

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@_Caelanoche @ChShersh Still, it should be possible to wear 10 rings. Diminished effects could be part of the game rules. Just allowing one ring per hand is super unintuitive.

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@DanielWhiteson @KZ_Howell @skdh What? When, where, by whom in which experiment?

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@cosmicfibretion Why maybe?

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@cosmicfibretion @elonmusk

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@jonashertner @skdh Quantum Rhapsody?