Jack Haskins

probably out blessing the rains down in Africa

[Jack Haskins @HaskinsJackson]

Coach: "you miss 100% of the shots you take."
Me: "Isn't supposed to be you miss 100% of the shots you dont take?"
Coach: "No. You are literally the worst player I've ever seen."

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

May the 4th be with you.

[pat regan @poregan]

Acceptance is the first step of responding to an email. Responding to an email is NOT a linear journey. It is a process that can last years or even for the rest of your life.

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

if you put a gun to my head, handed me a pen and paper and told me i had 15 minutes to draw a trapezoid, tell my family i love them

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

dartmouth? yeah that sounds like a great school... if you like eating darts

[Triple Option Memes @Option_Memes]

CDC says to line up under center and Run The Damn Ball

[Scary Alvarez @barryisthedon]

"OH HE FUMBLED IT...IT'S BLOCKED UNBELIEVABLY...WISCONSIN WITH A CHANCE TO POUNCE...WHO'S GOT IT? TOUCHDOWN BADGERS. UNBELIEVABLE. SIMPLY SHOCKING"

If you know, you know 🪓

#Badgers

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

slipping the bouncer a $20 and asking him to loudly ban me from the club so my friends can't make me go inside with them

[gage. @itsmegangage]

WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

"Kawhi appears to be an old 29. He just can't give it to you on both ends of the court for 40 minutes a night, every playoff game." 😯

- Chris Broussard
(Via @FTFonFS1 )

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

You clap when the plane lands? That’s cute. I clap the entire flight. Sit down sweetie 😘
my hands are bleeding

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The good thing about Science is that it’s true, whether or not you believe in it.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

You can (probably) mute your microwave. Check your owner's manual.

[austin @convictedloner]

why they heating my vaccine up on a spoon

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I love playing pickup basketball with hockey players. Absolute grinders. Just ripping offensive boards and missing layups while wearing a backwards hat