Austin Hass

...Some call me the gangster of love. IG:hassifrio

[Austin Hass @Hassifrio]

I really should have stretched before I ran this pong table

[Austin Hass @Hassifrio]

@dub_snipes But you don’t have a katana

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

HARD BAJA BLAST BAPTISM

[Austin Hass @Hassifrio]

🥺

[Austin Hass @Hassifrio]

@Gretchen_scout Bold of you to say

[Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid]

is vine down for anyone?

[PackersHistory.com @PackersHistory1]

Every single time Aaron Rodgers has thrown two interceptions in the team’s season opener the Green Bay Packers have gone on to win the Super Bowl.

Hope remains.

[bob @smokebooty]

man parking was a bitch at my ex gfs funeral

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Aerial shot of every single one of Joe Biden's press conference answers

[Spifey @Spifeyy]

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand

[Austin Hass @Hassifrio]

@Gretchen_scout @bailie_bae 🍑👀

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Austin Hass @Hassifrio]

Packer’s Loss Breakdown

40% - Ref for inconsistency on the flags that were thrown
20% - Packers D (mostly Kevin King)
20% - Matt Lafluer for calling a FG when you have Aaron mf Rodgers
20% - Rodgers for not tucking the ball and running towards the end zone
#Rip

[Austin Hass @Hassifrio]

@Ben_Veezy

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

This country is so accustomed to its monstrous health care system that when a 2-year-old child with a genetic condition needs to rely on a high school robotics team to meet his basic health care needs the media thinks its a feel-good story, not a dystopian nightmare.

[Austin Hass @Hassifrio]

Bob Marley, we need you now more than ever. 🌎✌🏼