Subaruce Willis TM

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We have some folks in this country who need to (watch) Die Hard. Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker! #smokefleet

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@america Nah, it's not all that great. I've traveled around the world, and many countries are better than us in many ways: free healthcare and college, excellent infrastructure, better work/life balance, and no child-raping, nipple-mutilating president. We're not even close. #smokefleet

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

Too bad he's not playing with a full deck.
And he raped young girls--they had no choice.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Trump holds all the cards.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@WhiteHouse Too bad he's not playing with a full deck. And he raped young girls.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@theliamnissan Yeah, acting is not my day job, but I am trying to squeeze in a few jabs at Elon and the White House when I get a break from my full-time gig.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

If the average man rapes a young girl & mutilates her nipples, it's a crime. He will be investigated, arrested, sentenced, & jailed.

If Trump and the Epstein class do the same thing, they become a Republican President or donor.

The modern-day Rs are all pedos. #smokefleet

[Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer]

If you paint a swastika on a school, it’s a crime. You will be investigated, arrested, sentenced and fined.

If you put something similar on your chest, you can become a Democrat Senator and the D party will give you millions of dollars.

The modern-day D party is a disaster.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@AriFleischer If the average man rapes a young girl and mutilates her nipples, it's a crime. He will be investigated, arrested, sentenced, and jailed.
If Trump and the Epstein class do the same thing, they become a Republican President or donor.
The modern-day R party are pedos.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@WhiteHouse Yeah, that's nice. But Trump still raped a young girl and abused her nipples, so there is that.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@NYCMayor Good morning Mr. Mayor! (You know, you don't have to wear a suit all the time -- for the final game, let's see you in a team jersey.)

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

Only 100 million? That's like pushing 1 deck chair off the Titanic. The US uses about 865 million gallons of petroleum & oil per day, which is equal to about 20.6 million barrels of oil daily.
Oh, and Trump raped a teenage girl and abused this poor girl's nipples. #smokefleet

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The UNITED STATES of AMERICA CONTROLS the Strait of Hormuz — NOT Iran.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@WhiteHouse Only 100 million? That's like pushing 1 deck chair off the Titanic. The US uses about 865 million gallons of petroleum & oil per day, which is equal to about 20.6 million barrels of oil daily.
Oh, and Trump raped a teenage girl and abused this poor girl's nipples. #smokefleet

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@DrewCareyvan Every 3 MAGAts that we take down is a hat trick!

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@JaguarNewton You're the one that we want!

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@TheMorganFox @HunterBiden I caught up with him last week -- great guy! (I'm jealous that he has more hair than me, but we both went through recovery and we're both pretty cool). #smokefleet #RidinWithBiden @HunterBiden

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@elonmusk And civilization will fall if we don't whack away every last MAGA and fascist. #smokefleet is on the move and you can't stop us because we'll just keep popping up everywhere!

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@christhebaker8 @ChrissieHyundai You bet, I'm following this tough woman with the brass in her pocket!

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@Honda_StevieRay Top of the morning to you also! I'm here in New York, celebrating the amazing Knicks comeback last night, and ready to give those MAGAs a whacking!

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@CondeVladImpala @TheRickWilson I used to watch her years ago on CNBC. She was a good financial news reporter (or maybe I was too young and naive back then to know better). What the hell happened to her? Seriously, she seemed like an intelligent woman. Is the money that good for her to come off as an asshole?

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@TheRickWilson Wait, what?!?! Whose nipples have been mangled? Just thinking about this is making me squeamish.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@AngryCaliLib @DenyTheMarkClub @IMmissmellie For me, I do what I can, but I work full-time and also own a business that keeps me busy on weekends, so it's hard to be posting all the time. I mostly repost other people's content because when I do post my own content, no one responds. I troll Elon as much as possible.

[Subaruce Willis TM @HatchingCatNYC]

@StephenCorvair @VincentVan_Go Beat me to it!