Hato

Known as Emily IRL and HatoHeart “Hato” online. 27 y.o. INTP. Ace AF. She/her. Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person I know. Queen of Qursed Qontent.

[Hato @HatoHearto]

Fun fact this is my favorite movie

[Michael Dickson @michaeldickson]

Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks!!

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Hato @HatoHearto]

68

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[Hato @HatoHearto]

Everyone replying is wrong it’s 72 lmao

multiply the numbers then double the answer.

2x2=4. 4+4=8
5x5=25. 25+25=50
6x6=36. 36+36=72

It’s 72

[Beyza @hicasamadim]

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir.

çözebilir misin?

[signüll @signulll]

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”

“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”

“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”

“omg that sounds delightful”.

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[Hato @HatoHearto]

dan howell replied to me oh my God holy shit

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@HatoHearto microwaving my axe nachos

[Hato @HatoHearto]

@danielhowell ...what did phil do in target

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What gives me peace is knowing that the people who speak badly of me were never, and are not, the best example of anything.

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[Hato @HatoHearto]

@thedullet he is peachless

[Hato @HatoHearto]

@howellslesbians

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

Dating a first born daughter means you have 0.2 seconds to help. After that she’s climbing the counter moving the ladder and nearly dying because you took forever to help.😭

[Hato @HatoHearto]

If I'm in, say, a big Twitch stream chat where my username, HatoHeart, doesn't make my gender obvious, and the streamer addresses me using they/them to play it safe, that is fine. I don't care.
But if you're my friend and you KNOW me don't fucking do it.

[Hato @HatoHearto]

so a few years ago i had this online friend group who decided since i wasn't overtly feminine that i was nonbinary and didn't know it yet so they began using they/them for me without my permission and would not stop after being told multiple times.
so no. not weird.

[sia੭ @siamisuu]

hey guys is it weird for me as a cis girl to not like they/them being used on me if someone knows my pronouns? ofc if it is weird and disrespectful i will change my mind instantly but i just don’t like neutral terms used for me /gen

[Softboy @softboywin]

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

[Hato @HatoHearto]

@danielhowell boys the recipe said a sweet white wine and you used Chardonnay never change

[Hato @HatoHearto]

@phenstruation 1998, 14