Cynical Hatter

Lifelong Luton Town fan.

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@WestHamPlace I really doubt many true west hams fans really agree.. nobody likes clubs buying titles, in any league.

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@markgoldbridge Surprise all the worst people

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@maiyahhhh Doesn't stop you consuming though does it?
Either your complicit or you stop using their goods and services

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@benjyminty @Petewrestling @Boenau It's in print dumbass. Can't you read?
Utterly untrue except all of it that is!

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@benjyminty @Petewrestling @Boenau I live in a bigger area than Milton Keynes and have no hub.
Not remote and not low population.

Tbh if you really believe people are all of a sudden going to pay £30 delivery for a £90 chipboard furniture item because it comes on a bike then your opinion is not worth much

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@Petewrestling @benjyminty @Boenau They're fucking stupid mate. The limits of this bicycle revolution is so limited and revolves solely around city centres. Amazon are doing drones for exactly the same reason.

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@city_hq You cheated EVERYONE knows and will never forget.

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@cianginty @Boenau @cianginty decides to label people as trolls because he would rather be pedantic than accept the truth

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@cianginty @Boenau I did.
I said I used the same terminology.

I said I was being curt because it's hard to take urbanites seriously when they have such a sheltered outlook

If you can't accept me using it why do you accept it used in industry?

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@theCrazyVaclav @Boenau Would help if you accepted the continued use of the terminology.
Milton Keynes is actually built better for bikes than many other locations.
The VAST majority of people live outside of a reasonable last mile distance. And tbh nobody is worrying about the light stuff from IKEA

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@andrew_archer7 I'd rather nj put his knowledge to find our next manager... He's lost any trust with the fans.. even though most can't blame him for going to Southampton.

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@ivanalysette Leave.. even a downgrade is better than that .

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@benjyminty @Boenau I refer you to my answer. And many other people who also don't have an issue understanding people maintaining terminology.

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@icecreamavfc @mataleogml @Boenau 7 hour cycle with a bike full of wardrobes and a mattress strapped to your handlebars..

Can't wait 👍

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@mataleogml @Boenau IKEA the well known company for having LOTS of local stores. 🙄

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@benjyminty @erikevrard @Boenau Hills matter to people on bikes.

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@katie_cardigan @cianginty @Boenau The people talking about IKEA purchases aren't talking about curtains though are they. If I lived a bike ride away from an IKEA I would be biking my meatballs home several times a week.. and would STILL take a car for bigger items because I'm not mental or so entrenched

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@benjyminty @Boenau So they bring their van to your neighbourhood and you go pick it up with your bike? Somehow I guess that's not how they are suggesting it will work