Haught

Purveyor of fine sarcasm at and in the MyCareer section of @theage and @smh every Saturday.

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

@elonmusk Self-styled world's greatest iconoclast starting a sentence with "going forward" is hilarious.

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

@jeff_kennett What is a space bar?

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@louistheroux @elonmusk You *have* to do the "I'm free" bit with him.

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

@patstokes Terrible spy, but give him credit: phenomenal football referee over many years.

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

If I looked like a cross between a late-1990s American game show host and a Vince Gilligan villain I'd probably avoid making disparaging comments about others' appearance.

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

The last time I shared this, the website was hacked. Weird.

https://t.co/e116MtOe2e

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

instagram is the most magical place on earth

[Caolán Mc Aree @Caolanmcaree]

The only tattoo I'll ever consider getting

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

@amazon Oh, so *you're* allowed to use the word "free", "our" and "heart" but if your employees do it triggers a red alert and an enforcement droid fires indiscriminately into the lunch room?

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

Lesssssssssssgo is American for "let us go".

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@CliveFPalmer Then why is it parked in your garage?

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

#TGIF

[The Jonnie Notions System @JRRivett]

Bad Boy John Burgess.

https://t.co/8kKajNluS6

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

I wrote an email to the International Olympic Committee about John Coates.

I'd describe it as constructive and creative.

https://t.co/DIzHWdrQfu

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

I wrote an email to the International Olympic Committee about John Coates.

I'd describe it as constructive and creative.

https://t.co/DIzHWdrQfu

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

Ever wondered whether there is a 'correct' way to credit another person's work on social media?

There is.

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

Ever wondered whether there is a 'correct' way to credit another person's work on social media?

There is.

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

Nothing brings a moribund piss-take website to life like giving an order of chivalry to a bigot and a hypocrit with a neck like a Cretaceous-period carnivore.

https://t.co/wM7iVVeMVV

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

@JawdanC I thought I had too. *Thanks* Guardian.

[Haught @HaughtFeelings]

I look forward to the royalties:

https://t.co/Xrom2crhf2

[Guardian Australia @GuardianAus]

A cartoon fantasy about a man who can’t control his penis? Sounds like reality TV | Catherine Bennett https://t.co/gbcvQ7ADKQ