King Hamlet

Hell is pretty awful but at least it's warmer than Denmark

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

Adieu, adieu, adieu! Remember me.
[Exit Ghost.]

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

I think it's about time I logged off Twitter and went back to my proper place. Farewell, followers. To quote my son, "the rest is silence."

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

Hamlet, Ophelia, Claudius, Gertrude, Laertes, Polonius, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern... it's a high-society reunion in the underworld

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@FortinBruh420 Please take good care of Denmark. The world is full of insane leaders and I hope you won't be one of them. #danishandproud

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@KingCrippled Nothing but a messenger? You insult me... I'd tell you to go to hell, but we're all already there

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@numberone_mom Why would you drink after Claudius told you not to? That was the only decent thing he said the entire time! #youredeadnow

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

If my son sees me again in the afterlife, I really wanna know the full story of the pirate attack

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@FallOutHamlet Nice job finding Yorick again. I really liked that guy while he was alive.

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

Sure is nice to be reunited with my wife. Since we're all damned I guess I might as well forgive her! @numberone_mom

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@buddyguyhoratio Please make sure nobody digs up my skull 10 years from now and soliloquizes to it

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

I hope the guy who dug my grave wasn't as weird as the one Prince Hamlet met.

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@bigbrolaertes Life's not fair, neither is death

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@Lit_Laertes That's my brother for you, always trying to screw everyone else over

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@numberone_mom I never asked to get poisoned but nobody seems to care about that anymore

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@KingCrippled I think you've confused me for my son. You of all people should know the difference

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

Hell is starting to get pretty crowded with all this death going on

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@TrueLaertes We all can Laertes. What else is there to do in the afterlife

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@fightinforty I hope you'll do my country proud. At least you'll be better than my brother was!

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@FallOutHamlet Pure poetry to my ears!

[King Hamlet @HauntedHamletSr]

@polofewwords Your obsession with hiding behind curtains got you killed. #badidea #opheliadiedbecauseofyoutoo