Polonius

#dadlifeisthebestlife #bestietotheking

[Claudius @KingCrippled]

@QueenGertie16 @polofewwords I will inform you Gertrude that I take Polonius and his word very seriously!

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Dear @FallOutHamlet get out of my daughters grave k? #stillherprotector #Iwillhauntyou #Iwillnotgoeasyonyoulikeyourfatherdid

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Your madness got my entire family killed. #hateyousomuch https://t.co/BQyGT83dw2

[💀Hamlet💀 @FallOutHamlet]

I will not hide the fact that I stabbed Polonius. But i need you all to understand that it was my madness that did it, not me😯💀
#forgiveme

[Polonius @polofewwords]

@hamuncledaddy HOW DARE YOU MANIPULATE MY SON and me and all of Denmark! #youdeservedtogetkilled
#howdidInotseethetruth
#Hamletwasright!

[Polonius @polofewwords]

@bigbrolaertes I am proud to call you my son. You are brave,kind and passionate(esp.in love for your family). #rip❤️
Ps.and awesome at ⚔️

[Polonius @polofewwords]

My beautiful daughter... so sad that your life ended this way, but cannot wait to see you again!

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Kinda loving being dead because now I don't have to send people to spy on my kids, I can do it myself! #feelingclosertothem

[Oh-i-feel-lia @oopphheelliiaa]

if my songs were any longer today you'd think that my dad was singing them

[Polonius @polofewwords]

I'm pissed I didn't get a funeral. Was my life worth nothing? What about my kids? 😡#justshovedintheground #toomanyworms

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Hey @hamuncledaddy! My body's in the lobby upstairs. I'm starting to stink, can someone come get me?

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Beautiful song hunny! Too bad that girl didn't listen to the men in her life like you did😘! https://t.co/zVxMTJMp1Q

[Ophelia🌸👑 @__ophelia____]

Boyfriend wants sex; you give him sex. Now you want to get married and he won't because you had sex with him? Wtf Boys

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Drink up @__ophelia____ it's time to see Daddy! #excited

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Why do you sound surprised? https://t.co/poBW963Sd6

[Ophelia 🌙 @hamletsgirlO]

After all those sexual comments I'm starting to think dad was right ... he doesn't actually love me, he's just tryna bang #iwaswarned

[Polonius @polofewwords]

@__ophelia____ it's simple!
Normal Hamlet(😘👫📝): avoid🙅🏼
Crazy Hamlet(😱&👖off):
Go see him right away! 🏃‍♀️

[Polonius @polofewwords]

#tb#meminutesbeforemydeath

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Fam photo #missingthem #itisreallylonelybeingdead #hamletsrisalwayshaunting

[Polonius @polofewwords]

@BigDaddyHamlet1 just filled me in 😱

[Polonius @polofewwords]

#selfie

[Polonius @polofewwords]

Did I deserve to die?