King Claudius

Married to the Beautiful Queen Gertrude 👸🏻, loving uncle and step-father to Young Hamlet ☠️

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

I've been slain ⚔️⚰️💉#goodbyedenmark #hellounderworld #codehamlet

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@BigDaddyHamlet1 we cool? 🙏🏻👍🏻#brothers? #pleasedonthateme

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@HauntedHamletSr @numberone_mom does this mean I'm losing my wife? 🤔guess we will find out who she truly loves #probablynotme

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@polonypolgna my best friend is dead 😭😭😭 #missingpolony #loyal #eventhoughhesannoying

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@Lit_Laertes I don't think our plan ever mentioned telling Hamlet #feelingalittlehurt #snitchesgetstitches

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@QueenGertie16 @polofewwords @FallOutHamlet the say bad things happen in 3's #orsixs #everyonedies

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

Let's have a fiesta in hell! 🔥🍸🎉

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@polonybologna quality over quantity 😎

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

Me when Hamlet finally revenges his fathers death #lol #sawitcoming

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@fightinforty I did not consent 🚫👑#mycrown #killedthekingfairandsquare

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

Come on guys do you really think I'm going to hell?? 🤔

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

Got kicked off Rumblr because apparently poison isn't an accepted weapon #gottalovepoison #goodbyerumblr ⚔️

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED 😵

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

'Swounds @QueenGertie16 why couldn't you just listen for once?? #isaiddonotdrink 🚫🍷😵

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@hamandhobro is the worst babysitter #suicidewatch

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@Lit_Laertes simmer down dude! We will revenge the death of @polonybologna soon enough 😈 😈🗡#doingmydirtywork #plannedaccident #cleanhands

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

I think it's about time @FallOutHamlet gets punished for his actions #stepdadproblems #cantpunish #treatmelikeyourdad #justwantauthority

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@QueenGertie16 send him to England

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

RIP @polonybologna 😔 if only you weren't so nosy all the time #hidingandspying4lyfe

[King Claudius @hamuncledaddy]

@fightinforty hit me up on rumblr #fightme 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻