Great White North 🇨🇦

Total hoser. Just here for the free booze. Married to @loriloughlin and my daughter has some kind of canoeing scholarship.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

The Neti Pot is just waterboarding with better marketing.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

@SenTedCruz can't say shit about this Will Smith thing. He's go no issues with people dissin' on his wife.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

People are so stupid they'd protest a vaccine for stupidity.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

Love how everyone is still talking about changing the NFL OT rule like it’s gonna give the Bills another chance.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

@FunniCuzItsTru Did that really happen? Wait, it’s the internet so of course someone did that.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

The real reason for all this hate on Aaron Rogers should be for that haircut.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

@BessieBrou Because it is. It’s Covid Stockholm syndrome.

[Tommy Doyle🎃🎃🎃🔫🔥🔪 @TommyDoyle47]

John Carpenter's The Thing 1982 👽🛸
👍 or 👎

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

@JoeRegular4 Memories by Maroon 5. Pure rage.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Why do I think that if I died on a Peloton their stock price would go up?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Army Receives 15-Yard Penalty For Drone-Striking The Kicker https://t.co/NtBP6aLrw0

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

@EternallyJustMe Of course it's two. But if someone went back in time and killed one then there would be no two...

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

@AmishPornStar1 Can’t figure out the condom packaging

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

@sweetmartyt Exactly!

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

I like dark… but giving this to someone as a gift is a whole other level of darkness.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

Tik Tok is the fentanyl of social media.

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

@MysterySolvent a$$hole rocky

[Great White North 🇨🇦 @Hauntrose]

Did an intern get a Nevermind CD jammed in the player at @SIRIUSXM? Seriously, enough Nirvana already.