ObtuseLobster

Please feed my beautiful child, it's me, I'm my own child. If you need someone to scream into a mic, I'm your guy!

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Let me get this straight.

Trump, the only president since Nixon not to release his tax returns, and who promised he would release his tax returns when he was president, is suing the government for $10 billion dollars in "damages" for leaked tax returns which reveal his corruption.

And his DOJ, which is run by his personal lawyer who he appointed as "Acting AG," is going to settle.

So the American people are now gong to personally pay a corrupt president $10 billion of our hard earned tax dollars, because his feelings got hurt when his shady tax returns were leaked?

Got it. 👌

[aries ⭑.ᐟ @needyfy]

this is literally a part of ethnic cleansing btw

[gabriel @fantasmador]

Araki tava em outro plano astral quando desenhou Steel Ball Run

[furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏 @furmerly]

1st base: hitting it raw
2nd base: showing you a 2 hour long mgs chronology video (I pause every 5 mins to add in extra context or correct accidental mistakes turning this into 5 hours)

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

if you are ever feeling sad and lonely, remember that you are also struggling financially and probably a little ugly and everyone lowkey thinks you’re annoying

[ObtuseLobster @HawkBoyd]

@arabelladevine Upstairs neighbor activity

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this was 49 years ago... all these racist white kids in this video are 55-75 today. they run the country, run the judicial system, are police chiefs, etc. let that marinate bro.

[IZZYKENTO💞 @izzykento]

Tired of this shit

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

[Cadaea @sophiekeen]

Maybe mods are okay

[Violet! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @veryultraviolet]

the WALL STREET JOURNAL wrote an article BASED ON THREE LETTERS THAT ARE A COMMON STAMP FOR BULLET MANUFACTURERS

you people are genuinely evil

[⁎⁺dephy ✩彡 @sillydeph]

dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Wagon Burner 🪶 @oodhamboi]

Breaking 🚨: Native American firefighters detained; arrested by ICE while fighting the largest fire in WA right now.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Senior government official declares the opposition party domestic extremists as military and masked federal agents are deployed to opposition strongholds

[ObtuseLobster @HawkBoyd]

@t_steezy90 The funny businesses literally being Villager