Joshua Schultz

I'm no magician. I'm just a guy who knows PowerPoint. Texas Longhorns//Seattle Seahawks//Austin FC//Seattle Mariners//Seattle Kraken

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

Sitting here acting like the strangest thing possible hasn't already happened when they played a Family Force Five song in the Breaking Bad movie.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Oh my god

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

You had me at Genndy Tartakovsky

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at an animated ‘CONAN THE BARBARIAN’ series.

Created by Genndy Tartakovsky.

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

I love this

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

Continues to haunt me… we had such a great team.

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Imagine drafting both of them in the same draft

Deciding you want neither of them

Only getting one 1st rounder, 29 games of Anthony Davis, and Max Christie in return

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Instead of a Wolverine game they should do a Beast game where Kelsey Grammer reprises the role. Also he’s not blue and he has a brother named Niles and he has to host the perfect dinner party for Seattle’s finest

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

God, you stupid fucking idiot I hate you so much.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Just filled my tank. In Texas, gas is $3.99 a gallon.

Hey Gavin—the problem isn’t Chevron, it’s California’s stupid energy policies….

[mohammad 💍💍 @SeaGoat03]

Lumen Field if Sam Darnold introduced Donald Trump 😂

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

So good, he's the OPOY & the DPOY. @jaxon_smith1

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

I have an idea.. Her name is Jody Allen.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Seahawks are expected to set a record for a price paid for an NFL franchise, but the sale of the team is drawing softer-than-expected interest, per @SethWickersham.

https://t.co/viL0zMT4D6

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

Trust the process.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

*forgetting the word Palindrome* yooo a Tenet

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

John Malkovich has the most incredibly unexpected delivery of “shooting a gun” at the beginning of this trailer, only to immediately be followed by Sam Rockwell’s incredibly unexpected delivery of “shut the fuck up”. Man, I’m so excited for new McDonagh.

[Searchlight Pictures @searchlightpics]

WILD HORSE NINE, a film by Martin McDonagh. Starring John Malkovich, Sam Rockwell, Steve Buscemi, Mariana di Girólamo, Ailín Salas, with Tom Waits, and Parker Posey. In theaters this fall. #WildHorseNine

[Kendra Grace @msKendraGrace]

How lucky we are to live in a time where Nolan and Coogler share custody of 70mm IMAX cameras and Ludwig Göransson

[Syl ⋆𝜗𝜚 @sylaxoo]

If that fuckass golden song wins over I lied to you, every single members of the academy will wake up with hooves for legs

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

WHY IS NINTENDO HELLBENT ON MAKING ME SAD THE PAST FEW DAYS

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Peakychu is a pale Pikachu in Pokémon Pokopia with a small tail after sharing too much of her electricity to help her sick friends

[Joshua Schultz @PropellerCapKid]

Every now and again something gives me a little hope on this app. Like every Texan absolutely tearing this dude to shreds.

[Chris Armstrong @MrCArmstrong]

I'm a Texan, and I don't eat any of this junk. I'm also not aware of anyone else who does—the closest I've ever heard of as a signature Texan breakfast is Texas toast, and even then, I don't know anyone who eats it.

Texas is a big state, so it's easy to overgeneralize, but this? Tell me steak, BBQ, or Whataburger are Texan, and then I'll believe you.

[SleeperSeahawks @SleeperSeahawks]

I’ll never forget you Bobo 💔