Hawke Haden

Chef, Comedic Hack and Future Periscope Account Holder

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In real life...I have hundreds of people coming to eat my food everyday...but I just want to go do comedy for 5 losers a day for free #1stWP

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@stoolpresidente

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I just saw on 60 minutes that Chinese people are coming across the border illegally and I am finally hopeful that all rescue dogs will finally find a home. #silverlining

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@BenningtonShow the biggest triple threat of the show is Earl

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#LieToMe #love #drums

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@stoolpresidente #miamiDave

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Bromance Level is Strong @notsam

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When life gets confusing just know you have to assume 1 out of 100 is dumb as many fucks....therefore there are 3 MILLION dumb as many fucks in our little country...Hence... sleep well peoples #perspective @joerogan @joeysdoingstuff @carlruiz

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@LukeBryanOnline is kick’n ass and taking babies this season on #americanidol2018 #mybabynow

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If @RichVos could get his saliva to modulate he would be the best female singer in the greater New York area. @rolandfoodcourt @OpieShow

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@billmaher @JimNorton comedians always are searching for the line and Bill nailed it. True Humor is spontaneous and stoked like a fire!

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@davidsullivan great job on the second season of #Flaked we really enjoyed it. Cheers!

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Great job on the second season of #Flaked and killer choices for the soundtrack @arnettwill

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#noreplay @OpieShow @carlruiz @OpieShow @VicHenley @Sherrod_Small @erockradio

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#DrunkHistory #drunkwalk @RichVos @carlruiz @OpieShow @AndyRichter drunk horse sounds vs weird jump suit GO

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@thelovemaster #twoinchesfromtheground @NCZoo

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A lil Friday Shrimp Jazz'n @OpieShow @carlruiz @Sherrod_Small @VicHenley

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@carlruiz @OpieRadio @rolandfoodcourt @Sherrod_Small @VicHenley @craiggasscomedy @chrisdcomedy @erockradio

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@RachieBros Congrats on your first full season on @amazon #MARVELOUSMRSMAISEL without a doubt is going to be a huge success!

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@GillianJacobs @paulrust hanging with Dave2.0 in NC celebrating with bagpipes, Irish whiskey and etc...@JuddApatow #twinzie #doppelgänger

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@OpieShow @artiequitter @RealGilbert @marknorm @robertkelly you guys were killing it today! Opie still has the hammer! #greatradio #killin