MPLSHawk

Minnesotan Iowa fan. College football junkie. T-Wolves, Vikings, etc.

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@ChadLeistikow @blaugranahawk Woof. He was a bad OC. Averaging 30 ppg twice isn't the mark of a good offensive coordinator, especially when having elite defense and special teams helps the offense directly.
It's not an accident that he hasn't even caught on as a power conference O-line coach.

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@BingoBa61381482 @30Espn @jamesthiele @stillnothawkize Using the genuine fraud issues as pretext to send in an Army of poorly trained mall cops to detain and deport decent people is completely nonsensical.

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@BingoBa61381482 @30Espn @jamesthiele @stillnothawkize ICE isn't bringing law and order, and anyone who argues they are is a boot licker, a moron, or most likely both.

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@30Espn @jamesthiele @stillnothawkize No shit, you're a bootlicker.

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@30Espn @jamesthiele @stillnothawkize Nah, if you stay home the president's secret police arrests your tax paying neighbors.

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@30Espn @jamesthiele @stillnothawkize It's even simpler not to shoot people!

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@30Espn @jamesthiele @stillnothawkize The people who Rittenhouse killed weren't resisting police.

But beyond that: valuing complying with police more than you value not shooting and killing people who are resisting arrest is pretty sad too!

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@jamesthiele @stillnothawkize It's funny when people value complying with police more than they value not shooting and killing innocent people.

More sad than funny I guess.

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@ADSohn 100 percent. There's not a lot of evidence that they're actually at the top of the sport in terms of NIL. They didn't bring in dozens of 4-5 star transfers or a top recruiting class. Their blue chip ratio is still tiny. They're just a good-ass football team.

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@tommylang1630 @EverydayCyclone They're also Penn State. Regression to the mean pulls Penn State and Iowa State in different directions.

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@stillnothawkize Some people don't realize that Canadians can be just as dumb about this stuff as we can. Corey Koskie is here to help!

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@iowahawkblog They haven't been around number 50 in a long time. The Hawkeyes generally hover around #35 in recruiting rankings.

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@apedaddy116 @ZBee2306 A homophobe AND a loser. Very cool.

I can think of one trophy in our case. We held onto it yesterday.

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@CoachK_Bell TELL ‘EM COACH!!!!

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@DallasJonesy I said retiring Shedeur's number is fine in the tweet you are replying to. CU established pretty clearly that being an All-American or a conference player of the year wasn't enough to get your number retired. If they've changed the standard, maybe give the OGs the shine first.

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@DallasJonesy Slash Stewart was an All-American on a Fiesta Bowl winner that finished number 3 in the country. Darian Hagan was an All-American and won a national championship. Retiring Shedeur's number is fine, but let's not kid ourselves about why he got to skip the line.

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@CyGradCyDad We won’t stop fighting until Iowa is a safe and welcoming place for trans people. Today hurts, but we’re not going to lose this war. Thanks for standing up for your kid.

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@JustWinCy @dictumofbodhi @AndrewCDowns You keep saying mentally ill. Actual mental health practitioners (like me!) overwhelmingly do not view being trans as a mental illness. This is one of those things you will pretend to your grandkids that you never believed.

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@Zhawk44 I enjoyed the doc more than I expected. I kept being like “yep, there’s the sketch he was known for” and then they’d break out another one I’d forgotten about. He had more bangers than I’d remembered.