HawkishPause

you can’t show me grace

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

whoever created deodorant was fed the hell up

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Trump just refusing to leave when they’re lifting the trophy.

Infantino desperately trying to get him to move.

Circus.

[CMF @CMFo23]

@BostonSatire That’s exactly how the show will start tomorrow
And that’s why I don’t listen to the.m

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

The prophecy is complete. @getnickwright

[amir @blumenfeld]

My son is a huge Lu Dort fan so he was devastated about the trade.

“Who did we get in return?”

I explained it was 3 picks and his sadness turned to joy when he realized OKC had shed $224 million in payroll and tax and positioned themselves comfortably under the second apron :)

[Brian Robb @BrianTRobb]

Jaylen Brown was still on the Celtics the last time the Red Sox lost a game.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

LeBron James hates Boston and the Celtics are the LAST team in the NBA he would ever sign with, per @WindhorstESPN

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

I want you to watch this clip.

Joe Rogan brings up the UFC fighter saying Michelle Obama is a man.

Vance says he couldn't believe that this ended up being national news.

Rogan responds: "Well, I kind of understand it because it's at the White House..."

Thank about this exchange. Vance is trying to be a "cool guy" in front of Rogan. Look, I may be the vice president, but I curse just like you do, and also have questions about UFOs and the Epstein files. But it's not like I can find the documents, bro, they got rid of that stuff a long time ago.

Rogan is the guy who has to remind him that maybe we should have some standards in society.

Vance tries to hold his ground, but Rogan finally shouts him down that this isn't something you should be saying at the White House.

It's like when a kid is trying to impress the cool crowd, and he goes too far, and they have to be like settle down.

Vance is desperate to be accepted into Rogan's world. But he goes so far that Rogan has to stand up for civility and maintaining standards.

Vance craves acceptance from father-like figures. It is painful to watch. It's not an accident that he became Trump's lackey. He was made for this role.

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

President Obama takes a swipe at VP Vance.

"When you have the current Vice President making a speech that is basically a blood and soil version of We the People. That it matters who your parents were and how long they've been here despite him being married to a daughter of an immigrant himself.. Hypocrisy."

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Green Machine @greenmachine18_]

Throwback to when Payton Pritchard snatched Lu Dort’s soul in a Pac 12 game 💀

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Iran has installed a billboard in the capital Tehran showing US President Donald Trump lying in a coffin.

[Microwave Shawty @285Slim]

Excuse Me Miss probably the most playa song in history.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

i live rent free in his head

[ABC News @ABC]

A Texas woman was practicing pole dancing in her living room when the pole came loose from the ceiling and hit a sprinkler, flooding her apartment. https://t.co/CUNO7uUx5a

[Scorpion @OfficialAP36]

Sometimes you gotta take your L and move on.

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

Me after watching 500 angles of Teyana singing Can’t Knock the Hustle:

[Big Kahuna @TheMSeries1]

What happened in Atlanta for you to tweet this?

[Pot Pie Inspector @AintPayingThe5]

@mainey_maine