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Southern Poverty Law Center
Westboro Baptist Church
South by SouthWest

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Enlightened 12 year old devides the world into 3

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Milky salami on sour bread

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You're in
You're own
Urine

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New: researchers have discovered nearly 50% of people born after 9/11 lack taste buds on their scrotum

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Happy Christmas

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Just got off the phone on with someone high up at @Dyson who confirmed they would be willing to work with engineers at @Fleshlight & @Purple on the pump action model

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If @Purple and @Fleshlight did a colab they'd probably bring on world peace.

In the meantime I'm just gonna have to keep fucking my mattress.

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New: Report find over half the characters in ren and stimpy are animated

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Scoopfest will never be the same without @MrPiffles

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Trust me you would not have liked Abraham Lincolns barber dude woulda fucked your shit up and probably try to cut you open

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Haggis and jam, haggis and jam
All the pretty ladies are eating
haggis and jam

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@TimothyDooner Shoulda been an m&m tube instead of the Pringles can

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It's the season of this bitch

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If real weapons were used for the demonstration I can assure you I do not know

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Cum necklace

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guys…. my water sign heart is so happy omfg i got these droplet chokers from @/zuminstudio on IG 🫶🏽

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Um actually I did fall out of a fucking coconut tree

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FACK!
They got me on a cankle monitor