Clown🤡

Welcome to the Motherfucking Circus

Where are my teeth | She/They | 24|🇯🇵🇨🇦

[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

I am a CLOWN
I am a WITCH
I have NO SENSE of TIME or REALITY

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[Olivia - (Poulin + Stacey Fan Account atm) @oliviapwhl]

girl this you ??

[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

Honestly? Thank God they waited until I was old enough to drink bc otherwise I may have done irreparable damage

[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

Old enough that Dan And Phil confirming their relationship means I need to take a smoke break

[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

Old enough that Dan And Phil confirming their relationship means I need to take a smoke break

[Victoria @fakehockeyteam]

If I were a coach losing an intense game 7 I would be on the bench waving my clipboard and screaming "TRUE LOVE'S KISS!! ONE OF YOU TRY TRUE LOVE'S KISS!!"

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man

[potential narcissistic dostoïevskian homosexual @yuzuraga]

not me. i am reading hardcore porn. u guys stay safe tho

[Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥 @DreamsSarcastic]

Hacker : I have all your passwords

Me : OMG thank you what are they

[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

Sorry, an old man sang Frank Sinatra and I cried lmao

[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

An older woman comes up to the mic at small town bar karaoke and I'm SAT

[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

Small town karaoke is genuinely a humbling experience, all this talent just exists in small pockets of the world for so few to experience

[coco ⪩⪨ @luekhues]

HE FOUND THE TWEET💔💔💔💔💔

[sarina @sariverse]

being 25 in 2025 is a goated experience not many would understand…

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

[sld @VerasRosesss]

#VeraNair
#调香师
#IdentityV
#第五人格

构图参考了：L'Amour de Pierrot" (1920) - Salvador Dalí
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[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

Right before the last chapter in the 98k fic I'm ill

[AO3 Status @AO3_Status]

The Archive is currently down and we are looking into it! We'll update you when we know more.

[Clown🤡 @Hayayashii]

Do my friends know in the infinite madness of the universe, the fact that we have had the privilege to meet and know and love eachother means more than they can ever know? Anyway, who up stronkin it, amiright ladies???