Haycocks No.9

Born of a desire to create the perfect mixing spirit, Haycocks is a delicious blend of citrus and spice.

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@braceofbutchers came in today asking for lamb mince, and you offered me frozen. I wanted to turn it down, but politeness kicked in. I’ve just opened the pack. I won’t say what it smelled like, but it was similar to something else that comes from animals…

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@AbuZeenah_ Raheem Sterling.

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@djbradshaw64 @Bbmorg

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@Alonso_GD Seeing as how he applied for one, Farage would be an accurate guess as well...

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@PolitlcsUK The internal area of the Palace of Westminster is 112,000 square metres.
Can someone explain to me how it is possible to spend £134,000 PER SQUARE METRE on renovating a building? Because the cynic in me says that we're going to be royally fleeced...

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@lady_valor_07 Ancient generals and kings names would work. Think Genghis, Attila, Xerxes, Hannibal, that sort of thing...

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@MichaelRosenYes Won't anyone think of the horses?

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Wormwood Scrubs

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@eatcookexplore_ Also looks more like a banana to me...

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@OFalafel

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.

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@Mr_Bingo Is the room guide for sale?

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@Mr_Bingo you’re welcome…

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@eBay_UK so, after 19 years and nearly 1000 transactions, I won’t be using eBay ever again.
I bought a child’s toy advent calendar, it was blatantly counterfeit. When I raised it with you, with photo evidence, you said it did not violate your policies.

WTAF.

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@NicholasTyrone It will be noted by historians as Boris Johnson’s legacy.

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@RebeccaSeal

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@Mr_Bingo Think you should do a little comic page of this. The 'stare off' would work particularly well.

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@Exploding_Heads My guess would be that Colin thought it was perfectly fine when she was a hard-working Tory MP, but now she’s a champagne socialist Labour MP he’s absolutely disgusted.

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@carryonkeith You’re saying that’s like it would be a bad thing, then we could all tell him to stick to football and stay out of politics.