@braceofbutchers came in today asking for lamb mince, and you offered me frozen. I wanted to turn it down, but politeness kicked in. I’ve just opened the pack. I won’t say what it smelled like, but it was similar to something else that comes from animals…
@PolitlcsUK The internal area of the Palace of Westminster is 112,000 square metres.
Can someone explain to me how it is possible to spend £134,000 PER SQUARE METRE on renovating a building? Because the cynic in me says that we're going to be royally fleeced...
@eBay_UK so, after 19 years and nearly 1000 transactions, I won’t be using eBay ever again.
I bought a child’s toy advent calendar, it was blatantly counterfeit. When I raised it with you, with photo evidence, you said it did not violate your policies.
WTAF.
@Exploding_Heads My guess would be that Colin thought it was perfectly fine when she was a hard-working Tory MP, but now she’s a champagne socialist Labour MP he’s absolutely disgusted.