Hayden Incarnato

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Umm hello dolly 👋🏻

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My homeboy had a crush on a girl so long she done lost her maiden name 🤦‍♂️

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24/7 2+4/7 6/7

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Low power mode was invented to show us what it would be like if we still used an iPhone 4

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When I am an old guy I want to become the urban legend old man who lives in the scary house. Kids will dare each other to come near me.

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If I cracked a one wish willow I’d wish to be a thousand pound sister

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I survived the Jojo siwa cruise

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I like to order the whole hog at bob evans and sub out the sides for another whole hog

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Had a dream crumble created a new cookie called “Coo coo lemon” and everyone got sick from it and it became a huge issue in the US.

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still be usin them yik yak and afterschool apps, they get better when you’re in your mid 20s ngl

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Nobody told me the president of Ireland was fine asf

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Sour cream and sonion

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I only drink in days ending in y 8 days a week

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People with BO sometimes got that whole burger smell on em, hints of pickles, relish, ketchup. Got me jealous asf sometimes like how??

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If I get a motorcycle I’m going straight to Hog Heaven

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@zoe80085 Erm actually 🤓🧐

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They say, "Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before"

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Spending my birthday tweeting from a Z Fold6.

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Just let me have my cake and eat it too 😉

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So obsessed with annoying orange as a kid that I would get excited when my mom would buy fruit