Hayden Lance

[Caelynn Miller-Keyes @caelynnmk]

Dean always tests his tweets on me. If I laugh he tweets them, if I don’t laugh he still tweets them

[Gamecockology @Gamecockology]

HAYDEN

[ben lol @benindaclub]

The name Lance should literally be illegal

[crab rangooner @dmndeyes]

TikTok is okay pt. 2

[Hayden Lance @HaydenLance5]

@BenFreiburger @ScottyG54 It’s a good thing I hate crinkle fries otherwise this tweet could have gone very poorly for you

[Grant Bradford @grant_brad1]

Westeros is going with a real FDR vibe and I guess I can get behind that

[Harris Pastides @HarrisPastides]

A way to ensure that every graduate gets a selfie with the president! Two more selfies...I mean ceremonies...today!

[Hayden Lance @HaydenLance5]

@BenFreiburger Let me know which ones you like, because I’ll need them for next year

[Grant Goodman @grantg30]

Bro Troy Bolton hit the hardest woah I’ve ever seen.

[Hayden Lance @HaydenLance5]

@BenFreiburger Game on.

[Ben @BenFreiburger]

Real bad look for Under Armour today. Their team Texas Tech loses the national championship AND they rejected me from their summer internship program today. Two HUGE losses for them.

[Scotty Gavlin @ScottyG54]

Hey @UofSC I heard @HarrisPastides was having one last mini ride and I really think I’d be a great final passenger #HPLastRide

[GL @gldivittorio]

Do rich people know climate change will end their ski trips? Have we emphasized that angle?

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

Almost broke up with my therapist on the spot when she said she had never seen Ratatouille. How could she possibly help me she knows nothing

[Ben @BenFreiburger]

Gave the girlfriend the ole 4-0 sweep in bowling tonight. A good boyfriend would let her win. A better boyfriend keeps her humble. Happy Valentine’s Day.

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

nobody:

girl taking notes in class:
ℂℍ𝔸ℙ𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝕆ℕ𝔼
•ᴍɪᴛᴏᴄʜᴏɴᴅʀɪᴀ is the ᵖᵒʷᵉʳʰᵒᵘˢᵉ of the 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭
•мιтσѕιѕ is a type of ����𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓭𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 ?????
• 𝕠𝕞𝕘 he is changing the slides 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭

[PMO Productions @PMO_Productions]

The Bachelor is officially my new favorite comedy. Pure content, so here’s some of my thoughts on last weeks episode