Hayden

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.

[Hayden @HaydenPrenzlow]

I am in this Amish doughnut line, however the fair will probably be over before I get one

[Gotochelle 🇺🇸 @gotochelle]

Doesn’t ending birthright citizenship effectively end all citizenship?

[Hayden @HaydenPrenzlow]

New turnstile tomorrow!!!🥳🥳🥳

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

They call it amtrak because the train am on the track

[Hayden @HaydenPrenzlow]

He’s WHAT?!?

[Risebluesun ceo of Obi-Wan Kenobi @risebluesun]

Yoda’s death in Return of the Jedi was always emotional for me, but knowing that he’s using Qui Gon’s robe as a blanket in this scene makes it hit so much harder.

[“paula” @paularambles]

the swedish word for “end” or “done” being “slut” will never not be funny to me (in this case they were out of these cow balloons)

[GL @gldivittorio]

Built different but in the Boeing kind of way

[Jennifer Brooks @stribrooks]

Gasp! It was a laser loon all along

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’m so sad to hear that Michael Gambon has died. He was hugely amusing, and such a tremendous guest, we even named a corner after him.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

BREAKING: midwesterners stuck on the front porch unable to wrap up their goodbyes before heading home from holiday gatherings

[ForgetfuIPerson @ForgetfuP]

Hell yeah brother

[li 🌈 peak season hell @canicuIa]

anyone else address their pets as sir/ma’am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?

[Nathan @NathanBrown2345]

Retweet if you want to force Chevron to pay $9.5 billion in damages they owe to the Ingenious People of the Amazon rainforest.

[Hayden @HaydenPrenzlow]

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