Hayley Williams

NOT the real lead singer of Paramore

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

My favorite part about at-home meals with friends is finding out how monstrously they set a table and arrange a dishwasher

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

@rachillin_ More La Croix coconut

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

Needed to talk with a coworker about an urgent issue so I waited until 8:45 to call - normally start their days by 8. They picked up, sigh, and said they wouldn’t be finished with their coffee until 9 and could I please wait 15 more minutes to call. I respect the Friday hustle

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

@rachillin_ Run a dryer sheet over them after cleaning to help lengthen time between cleanings!

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

@rachillin_ I have cities of friends saved just to check in on how their day is going!

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

I’m curious if @BarstoolFran loves Abigail even more tonight because she slightly resembles @Olivia_Rodrigo #TheBachelorABC #thebachelor
@ChicksInTheOff

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

@hulu Shrek. There is no other answer

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

I am once again tweeting about how I miss @Ludacris being prominently on our screens. He moved behind the camera and is kicking butt as a business and family man, but I miss him

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

For the amount of money I spend on skincare products it’s truly unjust that I don’t have a flawless complexion

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

If @Lexus is thinking about 2021 commercials let me present you with this one: book Moira Rose, it’s what the people want

[Ken Jeong @kenjeong]

Six Seasons and a Zoom Call. Head to https://t.co/Sfn1zPWDHL or my linktree in my bio for voting information. #HumanBeingsforBiden @AlisonBrie @JoelMcHale @YNB @DannyPudi @KenJeong @RashisTVUgly #GillianJacobs

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

HELP! I can’t stop ordering new throw blankets. My increase in purchases increases my targeted ads and they work because then I purchase those and this vicious cozy cycle is not good for my finances

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

High school me: had energy to wake up early, go to school, go to swim practice, get home & do my homework, complete a few tasks on my to do list, watch 2 hours of tv and get to bed early enough for 8 hours of sleep. Me now: gets tired opening mail

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

@QuinnXCII Stonehearst Asylum in Netflix for a psychological thriller that leaves you questioning the reality of who you’re rooting for the whole movie. Plus a phenomenal cast

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

Pro tip: always eat your tacos over a bed of lettuce so anything that falls out becomes a taco salad for later

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

The only thing getting me through this week is the #EurovisionMovie soundtrack

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

Kinda rude how my brother went to therapy three times and they told him he probably didn’t need to be there, but at the end of all my sessions my [different] therapist always asks when we should schedule my next appointment. Much to consider here.

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

Stuck working from home has turned me into a 43 year old Dad because I really want to order a custom mousepad with a picture of my family on it

[Hayley Williams @Hayl_Stormm]

My mom sent me a YouTube tutorial on how to give her an at-home haircut and I don’t know whether to be flattered that she trusts me or hella nervous for what may happen if I fuck it up. Please send your thoughts and prayers