Hayley Ellis

Dog Mom. Graduate Student. Professional Recruiter. She/Her

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest it is customary to go through the garage or side door and leave the fancy front door for guests

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Do we even need a president actually

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Every dog with Republican owners today.

[Hayley Ellis @HayleyEllis94]

@tlecaque I’m usually a porch with a beer person but these were fucking nuts. I was in my bathtub with my dog under a blanket.

[Hayley Ellis @HayleyEllis94]

And people ask me why I never ended up teaching.

[KCCI News @KCCINews]

Iowa House passes bill that would change what social studies classes can teach | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/saVLJIzC8V

[N.C. Wildlife @NCWildlife]

We went to the silly goose convention and they all asked about you.

[JSick @jennysickmiller]

There is nothing more American than a mass shooting at a Super Bowl parade. #ChiefsParade

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Imagine what today is like for the devastated and heroic families who lost loved ones six years ago today in the Parkland shooting and have devoted their lives to prevent you from experiencing their unspeakable suffering. Imagine.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Add Super Bowl victory parade to the very, very long list of spaces in America where you can be killed by a mass shooter.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

In the past month Taylor Swift has continued a world tour, won her 14th Grammy, announced her 11th new album, and watched her boyfriend play in the Super Bowl and I’ve been “getting ready to dust” for the past two weeks.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Next week is still January bro.. how many months does this month have

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

I just want to live in a country where, when you are found to have raped a woman, it hurts your candidacy for president.

[Hayley Ellis @HayleyEllis94]

@TheTattooedProf Early COVID days I ordered a package of tests from Walmart online - when they were crazy hard to find. They were supposed to arrive in like 2 days and spent over a month crisscrossing the US.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Jon Stewart coming back to The Daily Show is like Jordan coming out of retirement in ‘95.

[Hayley Ellis @HayleyEllis94]

@TheTattooedProf @Ijustlivehere99 SO glad you’re okay! If there’s anything you need, don’t hesitate to reach out! I have people your way who are Queens people who would not hesitate!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Midwest urge to say “it’s warm out” when it’s 30° instead of 3°

[Ty Rushing @Rushthewriter]

Never forget

[Hayley Ellis @HayleyEllis94]

@bookowl It’s just tainted. By the orange Cheeto man

[Hayley Ellis @HayleyEllis94]

@bookowl Ugh. I don’t want to think of him eating Casey’s pizza. I like Casey’s pizza.