Hayley Heartbreak

Professional llustrator & graphic designer at funeral home. Rubs the lotion on its skin whenever its told. Give it up for Kwang Yi on guitar! ..give it up Kwang

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 25 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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Lisa Marie Presley had become a recluse during the pandemic, a new report says  https://t.co/gqcXnczmgn via @MailOnline

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@CatalogScanner #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch #in #nm #ne #uc #np

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@CatalogScanner #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch #ne #nm #uc #in #np

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@CatalogScanner #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch #ne #nm #uc #in

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 25 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 25 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 25 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@_gentlepet Also soon pls come to my haus I miss you

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@_gentlepet Change yr taste in men already

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He also really likes playing with the plums that fall from our plum tree

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This is Chodge Nog, he's a hoglet bub we rescued from the road a few days back. He's about half a tennis ball size, likes cat biscuits and snuggling into polar fleece

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Mess with the honk, get the bonk

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@MicheleAnn_ LIL DELICIOUS HAMMO <3

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@sophieodoom Those look good!

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Ikr poor old February is in the corner being all "Marcia Marcia Marcia!!!"

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Man I've been back on Twitter for five hot minutes and Harry & Meghan quit the BRF, Grimes is preggo to Elon, WW3 and bushfires and fuck me I need a cup of witchy tea and a lie down

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@MicheleAnn_ oh my god NEVER LET GO OF THEM

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@brianwhitenz Hahaha I am so guilty of overusing "mood"

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Internet trends that should stay the fuck in 2019:

People starting posts with "I don't know who needs to hear this, but..."

Get the fuck off my porch and take your quirky meme with you

p.s Happy New Year

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@MicheleAnn_ Looking forward to my third year of "Oh is she still not sleeping through?"

T_T

Someone pass me the brandy