Celine Hayn

i tell dad jokes and wear mom jeans

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

How come everything kids draw... 🍆

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

I’m all for trying a viral trend, but it kind of just feels like everyone just discovered nonpareils.

[Mike Janela @MikeJanela]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

Promise I have some brand new, tags-still-on stuff to give away next weekish. But a Mets sweep has me cleaning out the closet to celebrate. Many have asked about this one: THE FLANNEL

Size L and it’s big. RT this and follow me to enter. Winner picked tomorrow 5 ET

[Just T @Floridagirl0850]

What your wife really wants for Mother's Day is a giant dumpster so she can rage clean and throw away everything that overstimulates her.

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

A lot of strangers have told me Happy Mother’s Day when I had none of my kids with me. Do I look so disheveled even without them that they can just tell??

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

My kid just asked, “Is Cinco de Mayo always on Taco Tuesday?”

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

I keep watching this

[Cultura Inquieta @culturainquieta]

El clip colaborativo del rapero sueco Yung Lean y GENER8ION supera los límites de un simple videoclip musical y ya es un festín visual extraordinario. 🔥

La coreografía, a cargo del gran coreógrafo francés Damien Jalet. 💥

Hoy, 29 de abril, Día internacional de la danza.

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

@KFCBarstool He seems like a Tracy Morgan character

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

I didn’t know that “yt” stood for “YouTube”… I always thought it was a new way of making fun of white people.

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

Literally

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

@DarrenJMeenan @The7Line @Mets The Nieuwenhuis shirt will always be my favorite

[Bartolo Colón @BColon40]

Let pitchers hit again.

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

My 5 year old daughter is walking around the house saying “Fins Up.” This Is March.

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

Sitting in a doctor’s waiting room and two people are watching videos on their phones with the volume up high while another woman is having a separate conversation on her phone and HGTV blasts in the background. I am all in favor of airlines forcing people to have headphones.

[Joe Martucci: Meteorologist @JoeMartWx]

The thermometer went from 70 to 35 like it saw a state trooper.

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

I need someone to come get out all of the wrinkles that I just ironed into my shirt.

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

@bgcts I call it “The Jiggler”

[Cole @_nml831]

BUT THE OTHER SNOW JUST MELTED

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

There’s no crying in hockey.

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

There’s something so comforting about hearing @ScottHanson’s voice in February.

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

Phallic Valentine’s rocket ship crayons

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

How come everything kids draw... 🍆

[Celine Hayn @Haynerakis]

Maybe it’s not everything my kids draw and more a “me” problem