Paul Haynes

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@TheJoeySwoll she probable went home with him

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@ThrillaRilla369 did half the country vote for 47, shit happens lol

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@VividProwess so you are saying we had some

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@MsMerica93 it will probably be when we invade cuba

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@FoxNews its not a deal you jackasses

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@atrupar common sense, that fool know the definition, and rubio twiddling his thumbs seems appropriate

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@atrupar it was fair to blow up their schools too, great job folks we have 2.5 years of this shit left

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[KumoriRaver @kumoriRaver]

The Tartan Army of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 visited Boston Horizons for homeless children, did fun activities with the kids, and donated $1,200. They also donated $10,000 to the Hasbro Children's Hospital. Spreading peace, hope, and goodwill ❤️

[Ryan Medeiros @RRyanmedeiros]

#NOW: Members of Scotland’s Tartan Army are taking part in the Good Night Lights tradition for the kids at Hasbro Children’s Hospital.

Tonight’s gathering is dedicated to Thomas Harrington, who died three years ago after a long battle with cancer. @NBC10

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@raiseparadise that was a horrible look, he has to get a card here, never going to be a red one though, thats never going to happen,

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@octoberstanton is there a way to relegate the white sox, they have sucked badly for a long time, even the a's have hope

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@Hoopss why would the knicks do that, incredibly shitty take, OG and a pic my goodness, thats delusional

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@PGATUOR imagine buying an alcohol free corona

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@NUCLRGOLF @brysondech the fairways are so big even i could hit, its the greens that are difficult there,

[ClamFan @Clam_Fan]

A man stands over his golf ball when an announcement booms from the course starter’s loudspeaker.

“WILL THE GENTLEMAN ON THE FIRST HOLE PLEASE NOT HIT FROM THE LADIES TEE BOX.”

Rattled, the man backs away from his ball but then re-approaches it and sets up, just as the same announcement repeats.

Now irritated, after backing away a second time, he shakes it off and approaches his ball for the third time.

This time the announcement is louder and more forceful.

“WE REALLY NEED THE GENTLEMAN ON HOLE NUMBER ONE TO MOVE OFF THE LADIES TEE BOX - NOW!”

The man turns around and yells back towards the starter’s speaker, “I REALLY NEED THE STARTER TO SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!”

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@rationalyankee I love the yankees, Caballero is just an annoying player, didn't like him with the rays, don't like him on Yankees, even when he is right he is wrong:)

[Paul Haynes @Hayneze]

@WorkElizab I always tip over that, I would not enter that place

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, Trump is gonna give Iran $300 billion to open a strait that wasn’t closed, so long as they promise not build a nuke they didn’t have?

Do I have that just about right?