Tom Haywood

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[Tom Haywood @Haywood814]

come back for part 2… #mcdonalds #uk #funny https://t.co/iP4NquhTre via @YouTube

[Manny @SuppressedSikh]

We are not sex slaves

[𝙎am @Sam_Edwards81]

So this guy told me I’ve won $900,000 dollars and a free Samsung 😂😂😂😂😂😂the fucking picture of the DHL guy ahahah

[Flynn. @AntonyFlynn1]

Just watched a murder in Thailand

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

injury lawyers 4 u are shit. when our neighbours 15 year old daughter cut herself climbing our fence they told me to take photos of her gash. guess who’s in court tomorrow

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

can not stress enough how much i hate fat families. see them walking about asda all 4 of them clinging onto the trolley out of breath gasping for air 5 minutes into the weekly shop. sort it out

[LADbible @ladbible]

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear hi-vis 👏🏻👏🏻

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i’m so poor that i don’t even know what they’re in

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

night 9 on the sesh. woke up in a state of disorientation. head is banging. barely recognise own bedroom. youngin is chirping on cos a dipped his christmas money to fund my drinking habit. called me worst dad ever. bollocks. he got me a mug on xmas calling me the best dad. divvy.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

A year ago my girlfriend lost her favourite necklace. She was running for a taxi & it snapped & went down a drain. Little did she know I contacted the council & asked them to search the drain. So...this Xmas I presented her a Topshop voucher cause the Council told me to fuck off.

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

#BestOfTwitter2019UK #137 Her uncle went to play tunes infront of the whole family n pornhub pops up😂😂😂 idiot https://t.co/ydO9wDEgx8

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

#BestOfTwitter2019UK #85 Suns out let’s climb a lamppost

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

#BestOfTwitter2019UK #49 Lunch break...
Nipped put for a swift shot
#Firestarter https://t.co/3RsiT0M21b

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

today is the only day you can retweet this

[LAMR @LAMR224]

Boot

[Ellis Platten - AwayDays @ellis_platten]

Footballing moment of the decade for me.

Will always get emotional watching this.

What a Summer 2018 was.

[Football Madness @FootbalIMadness]

Don't spill those beers https://t.co/WGoRK2uMiq

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

told my lass a spent £400 on a jacket when a never, a spent £400 on gear and me pal gave me his jacket