Hazel Louise

Just a girl. Sometimes very good.

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Both& should do a merch collaboration with boygenius

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The hole time I was like “she’s so me for real”

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For me peak cinema was the time I maintained a k-hole for the entire duration of the 2014 film Boyhood.

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Trying to think of a joke about my fetishes the punchline to which is “Repressor? I hardly know her.”

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Inspirational: trans women denied hormone replacement therapy makes skin suit from local cis women

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I’m mundane-pilled, going norm-core

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I love trans men 💖

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@bertoligy Girl, I have a truck.

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My detransition story: I got rid of my pink floral bedspread.

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One of the funniest parts of the latest season of sex education is seeing Ezra Furman’s transcendental songs about trans liberation being played underneath a scene about an awkward cis boy struggling to take dick pics to send to his gf.

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@bertoligy I literally saw that post and and the same thought!

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Thinking about last night when I was in the ER waiting room with a gallbladder that was about to burst on hour 4 of excruciating pain and the tv was LOUDLY playing a Halloween addition “the masked singer” which was h@rry p*tter themed. I have gazed into the void.

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When 2k23 started I didn’t expect that before the year was out I would come out as a toilet to my therapist, but alas…

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So like all those guys filling car seat headrest shows back in 2016 are girls now right?

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@bertoligy So true

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@BabyStrawberr16 Megamaxs or super dry kids depending on the occasion…

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@BabyStrawberr16 🤤🤤🤤

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@bertoligy I was thinking that too… and then I remembered 9/11.

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Standing at the Safeway pharmacy waiting to pick up my spiro and “Landslide” is playing over the sound system. Happy pride everyone. 🏳️‍⚧️

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There is one thing and one thing only that can make me cry on command and that’s whenever I think about the those stuffed animals they give to elderly people who need a companion but aren’t able to take care of a real animal anymore.