chloe

Portland’s most unlucky woman

[chloe @bertoligy]

Yup this is it lol i’m outta here. Hit me on ig @/chloe_classics & bluesky @/parasocialism. If you see me tweeting on here legitimately please yell at me to delete the app again

[vorloe @Vorloe]

Elon Musk hits the "Sieg Heil" at the Inauguration. Very neat stuff on Day 1.

[chloe @bertoligy]

Why are y’all still on this app? I’d say no shade but kinda yes shade. Only a little though.

Popping back to remind my dear mutuals to follow me on Bsky or IG @chloe_classics. I miss & love y’all! Comment or DM if u want my number too ig.

https://t.co/6nmTajorXG

[chloe @bertoligy]

@thebussycatdoll @djwaarning U ate that!!!!!

[chloe @bertoligy]

Atart your monday by listening to this set. Trust me

[ramonpang @RamonPang]

new greatest boiler room of all time just dropped

[chloe @bertoligy]

MEAL PREP knuckle tattoos

[chloe @bertoligy]

Probably the most important non binary person of all time

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

shakespeare of our generation

[chloe @bertoligy]

@thieves1ikeus This being abouf Laurelhurst is hilarious ngl

[chloe @bertoligy]

@lilt4t Whags up

[chloe @bertoligy]

@blue_thewhirl Best PNW mountain & it’s not even particularly close

[chloe @bertoligy]

@N0VlTIATE Wow maybe i should move here after all

[777 @_garrettcharles]

drag king name: el chop hoe

[chloe @bertoligy]

@bimboposting blonde
ys (best album of all time)
3 kendrick albums
vespertine
since i left you
Mount eerie / glow pt 2
3 records from MF DOOM & his aliases
Burial untrue
3 sufjan stevens albums
most of k*ny*’s discog 2004-2016

all clear it by leagues (imo)

[chloe @bertoligy]

@bimboposting both artists of roughly equal pedigree imo! both good! tho after their respective latest full lengths VW are def in better form atm

[chloe @bertoligy]

@bimboposting lonerism is better ?? It’s close tho. Neither are a top 10 or even 25 of the past 25 yrs tho imo

[chloe @bertoligy]

@bimboposting They’ve always been good. S/t through modern vampires is as good of a 3 album run that any other band/artist of the 21st century has given us

[chloe @bertoligy]

I think the tiktok ban is a net positive for society

[chloe @bertoligy]

My buddy rhys made this pic & has confirmed that Kyle MacLachlan has seen it

[chloe @bertoligy]

Second date monday. First date with a hot guy tomorrow. Either a hookup or lesbian threesome on wednesday. First date with someone i met IRL on thursday. LA tboy coming to stay with me next weekend. We are about to witness a truly generational Chloe slut run

[chloe @bertoligy]

just had one of the best first dates of my life i’m geeked rn tbh

[chloe @bertoligy]

Get oomfs awful mean tiktok-famous ex OFF of my twitter timeline omfg

[chloe @bertoligy]

He just DMed asking to visit me portland before going up to work a seasonal gig in washington omg gag he’s so in love with me (the feeling is mutual)

[chloe @bertoligy]

Tboy I fucked in LA viewed my grindr profile while he’s thousands of miles away celebrating nye in NYC….. is this going to be a love story for the ages??