Хейзел

26. Fake Chicagoan. Multitude container. Testosterone enjoyer.

[Хейзел @Hazelkrz]

@Estrogentleman occams razor it’s because they wanna get some

[Хейзел @Hazelkrz]

@chamebarne literally bc why should they

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Chicago bitches be like “Happy Fourth Of Julyyyyyyyy”

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

I had this guy friend in the 2010's that loved modern family like constantly watched it and he said something homophobic once and I was like "dang that's mitch and cam you're talking about" and he told me later that it honestly changed his perception on the entire subject lol

[Хейзел @Hazelkrz]

@StopTweetingMia I thought she the curse fed him the cat for the same reason she brought it back in the house or gave a memorial, and maybe part of why she brought Sarah’s remains back; that the curse does not want anything he supposedly loves to end up discarded.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Brutal

[marco ☭ 🔻 @OcramsReyzor]

trying to be friends with someone is more humiliating than trying to have sex with them

[Хейзел @Hazelkrz]

@transgreghouse i doubt many people do but at some point in hearing about so many bodies hitting the floor you’re like ok but why

[Хейзел @Hazelkrz]

@aSaneWitch i did this exact kind of thing but instead I said “duh your skin’s glowing” which was absolutely true but also like she needed to go bra shopping

[Хейзел @Hazelkrz]

@fakebertreynold I took it as trying to balance modeling his principles clearly with what’s graceful/normal irl off camera conduct while live. I had the same thought to begin with but I don’t hold it against him

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[멍멍🔞 @_gangaji_]

Thinking about how 8 years ago I used to work at a Jewish delicatessen and one day when I answered a phone call, the caller goes“the holocaust wasn’t real” and some other antisemitic shit and the only thing I could say was “uhm I’m Korean” and he just hung up

[🧁🤎 @freakyapplejuic]

#blackpill I don’t think most women actually have maternal instincts. I believe for most women it’s socialization and a performance. You can see it in how they interact with their children, specifically with their daughters.

[Kirby @BannedKirby]

let her cook lowk

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Being trans gives you a very dark window from which to look out at humanity, where even something supposedly sacred and inviolable like the love of parents for their children turns out to be deeply contingent and subject to whims

[Хейзел @Hazelkrz]

I firmly believe that people who act like they can’t remember what it was like to be a child are actually lesser adults

[𝔱𝔶𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔶 @tyrannyblck]

Orgie transsexuelle n° 1, 1960s

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing