Hazen TC

[Hazen TC @HazenTc]

Ngl Joe Exotic has the tightest drip

[Hazen TC @HazenTc]

@MannyPacquiao Step up!!!!?

[Chad Kroeger 4 Life @ChadKroegerGod]

gonna tell my kids this was Jesus

[Hazen TC @HazenTc]

@brittysmalls Trying to get home fast to kiss their dad on the lips

[Manny Pacquiao @MannyPacquiao]

.@FloydMayweather You come to my fight and then use my name in a post but I’m the one that is trying to stay relevant? 🤔 if you want to be relevant again... #MayPac2

[Hazen TC @HazenTc]

https://t.co/qCJYzwIK7N smoke

[Hazen TC @HazenTc]

🤨 something is going on

[۟ @nthonyjordan]

Drake sending the OVO ghostwriters to the studio tonight to come up with words that rhyme with Kawhi

[𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @brittysmalls]

If gasoline tastes the same way it smells I might be down

[Thynebear @Thynebear]

Christian: Do you have time to talk about our savior Jesus Christ?
Me, struggling to put on a bucket hat: Sorry I only believe in Good Vibes

[Thynebear @Thynebear]

Cop: You're under arrest
Me: haha and then what ;)

[Thynebear @Thynebear]

*calls into work*

"yo boss i'm real sick"

"you don't sound sick..."

"ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"

"wow u do sound hella sick"