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Reclusive Hundredaire

[MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH]

Define "Locked in"

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

He’s hiding Kodak’s face under there like he’s Professor Quirrel in the Sorcerer’s Stone

[Spud @SpudSecurity]

The fact that Canadians can just give their PM and tall boy and he’ll slip it into his jacket instead of being tackled is fucking bullshit.

[Sapo Cururu com miopia @salgadomaufeito]

Seven Samurai (1954) // Pixels (2015)

[brie - NOAH WEEK 🐞🐛 @sorryforbrie]

i had a dream that donald trump died and julio rodriguez was elected president in his place and i was really concerned about how that would affect the mariners season

[rodgers international game in vheissu @notbenfish]

canada should be kind of a mongolian steppe to the american china where every few centuries they invade on horseback and make us spell it colour and take the federal income tax as tribute

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

DRIVING IS A BATTLE OF WILLS BETWEEN YOUR DESIRE TO SAFELY REACH YOUR DESTINATION AND THE CARS DESIRE TO HAVE A GLORIOUS DEATH ... THIS IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC, OR HEAVEN FORBID, A "SELF DRIVING" CAR

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

For the record, I'm basically Darth Maul against children under 5. I'm dominant.

[slam @longbong_silver]

This probably feels good as hell

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Helping shed the skin

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Day 6 off zyn, noticeable uptick in sex drive and energy the last few days

I’ve used the excess energy to call into radio stations and argue with the host

[slam @longbong_silver]

Classic Blitzen erasure. Makes me sick.

[Joey🏒 @190joey_joey]

very common rudolph masterclass @hockeystatcards

[Petrov McGuire @McguirePetrov]

Me if Kay Adams asked me to put on a coat

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Sebulba is a fool. His hubris will be his downfall.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(“Losing My Religion”) that’s Lisa and Homer / that’s Maggie and Bart, Marge, Santa’s Little Helper

[donald boat @laserboat999]

I'm way too happy-go-lucky to ever become a lighthouse keeper. I would spend all my time pointing the light at a beautiful rock or a fascinating crustacean

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

America’s Team resides in Denver

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Socially anxious guy at strip club: Dude I think this stripper hates me