The Hazy Pug 🥃

A genetically maladjusted Boglin.

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I’ve never chased followers but I’ve somehow acquired some. Cheers.

My content is hot garbage takes and gay shit. Never taken this platform seriously, just enjoying the ride.🍻

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@delyth78 @CuckooSmurfing @AnthonyCumia It doesn’t force the person striking you to do anything except continue to smack you about however they please.

You think being struck “as an equal” is somehow better than being struck as an inferior?

Asinine interpretation of that teaching.

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@jangjaeyul @Himbotor Just hope that your entire plot doesn’t hinge on a misunderstanding of said reality.

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@jtheleast @JuliaHB1 I mean… at least in the past it was a day out for all the family.

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@ShamerliArt “Your REAL name?”

You damn fool! Get out of there.

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@Lumpyguy @direYGO A 4chan greentext being fake and gay? No.

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@HOLLYW00DHOLMES @FIFABrit @RealJaySwizzle The amount of British understatement will be off the charts:

“This is pretty fucking good, mate. Cheers.”

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@TheBarakaShow At least they have their knives.

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@not__vee Aged like fine wine.

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@GamingAndPandas @Romudeth Good movie, shite marketing and an uninterested general public.

“Cult classic” and “severely underrated gem” status awaits on streaming.

See also: Treasure Planet, Atlantis the lost empire, Tintin etc.

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@Tom_Rowsell @NTechlibre When ancient Romans believed in the “noble savage” myth.

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@inversefox Got to admit it had me until I realised how late the matches will be on.

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@lordvictor Considering the amount of US states and municipalities that ban outdoor drinking, I’d have thought you’d be familiar with the concept.

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@a_man_in_red @TrollFootball Still, the French have even less excuse. No “Balle de Pied” eh, mes amis?

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@a_man_in_red @TrollFootball Ignorance often is, but eh, it all depends on what is the most popular version in any given country, let’s be fair.

If American college football hadn’t caught on or if rugby became more popular in Europe than soccer, the default term would probably be quite different.

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@MartinLeeJones @PolitlcsUK It’s summer. There might still be some daylight.

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@planefag Then realising a few drafts later that it doesn’t matter to the narrative what wood the desk is made of and cutting it.

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@a_man_in_red @TrollFootball Yup. Because most British fans aren’t exactly sports historians (or could tell you the rules of what other commonwealth countries call “football” apart from observe that they involve a lot more handballing than the name implies)

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@BlueNGold92 @a_man_in_red @iowahawkblog @LakesFirearmsTr And?

I mean it’s not the longest running, that goes to Match of the Day, but it’s probably just called that because it alliterates. If it was on Friday it’d be “Football Friday”.

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@inversefox @ViljamsMauhuds And North Korea isn’t included either.

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@a_man_in_red @BlueNGold92 @iowahawkblog @LakesFirearmsTr Ah. But then you run into the same issue that happens when Brits call any American a “yank”.

The Brits who invented “soccer” were upper-class private school twits, not the average footie fan. Taking the lead from the British elite compounds the sense you’re out of touch.